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React, JS, Node, HTML, CSS
Location

Oslo, Norway

Joined devRant on 6/6/2016

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Does balding scare the shit out of anyone else here? I am 19 and have started showing signs of male pattern baldness *sigh*. Just hope to make it to 25 without balding completely.

rant personal life

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From Reddit

Q: Is there a word that describes a fear/phobia of regular expressions?

A: Common Sense

joke/meme regex reddit common sense

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Working on a database where every column name are acronyms. No, the 2-5 seconds you just saved yourself from typing are not worth it, it’s so easy to make a self-documenting database but you had to fuck that up.

rant

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yay!

random achievement comeatmebro python

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Omg I have to check 2350 svn commits.

We have 2 seperated frontends, one for maintaining old UI and one for new UI which is going to production in one month. So now I have to check if any CR/bug was implemented/fixed only on old UI. Frontend2 was created last year on july. Fuck my life

rant svn fuck

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THE NEXT FUCKIN TIME I SEE SOMEONE SAY "hay, how do loop python PLZ HELP" instead of asking a goddamn search engine IM GONNA FIND YOU AND SLIP YOUR FUCKIN THROAT WHILE I KICK YOU ON YOUR FUCKIN RIBS WITH ALL MY POWER AND SLOWLY DRINK MY COFFEE AFTER THAT.

rant

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Trying to get away from Gmail, anyone know any email providers that respects privacy? Would prefer IMAP/POP access and an option (can be paid) to use my own domain.

Currently considering paying for ProtonMail.

question imap pop email privacy

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lol 😂😂😂

joke/meme

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"You're gonna lose. BUG TIME"

rant shitty clients

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Idk if somebody already told you this today, so I'll do it just to be safe.

FUCK JAVA SERVER PAGES
FUCK JAVA SERVER FACES
FUCK JSWING
FUCK JQUERY
AND ESPECIALLY FUCK JQUERY UI
FUCK ALL OF THIS OUTDATED SHIT
I'LL NEVER USE IT AFTER SCHOOL, BECAUSE IT'S SHIT!
Repeat after me

S H I T !

rant

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the best friends
#dom #jquery #programming #coding

undefined jquery code coding humor programming fun relax js dom

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My phone f*cked up some mathematical operation chars
+×÷ <- these look like normal plus for me

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When you install Java it says "3 billion devices run java"

Well I'm not sure how many of those devices actually respond

undefined java

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Interviewer: "I checked your Github, your side projects look very interesting! Tell me about your other hobbies."

Me: "other hobbies?"

undefined code is life hobbies interview

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When they make me do some css

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Coded all night long
Please date me

undefined night coding bs poetry jokes
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Today I discovered localStorage and sessionStorage.

Thank you.

undefined js html web

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Making GUI using Swing. Every single little UI change requires writing a shitload of fugly code.

undefined java wk30

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Getting shit from everyone for liking Java.

undefined java wk30

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Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

joke/meme

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Front End Developer problems😂

undefined frontend vertical alignment fuck you css

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Just a quick Tip for our jQuery Users: There is a difference between $(document).ready() and $(document).on("ready")! I learnt it the hard way :)

undefined jquery ready

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Seriously guys, this needs to stop...

undefined adblock dev wars fights ad blockers

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Maintained a Jenkins instance once. Shut down a slave, and forgot to tell the master.
45gb of logs later...

undefined jenkins
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My new MacBook Pro finally arrived so I could finally install the stickers that I got back in April already. \o/

undefined stickers devrant macbook pro stickers

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Being a kid in the 80's...

undefined 80's and 90's gamer gamers

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Youtube, codecademy, w3schools, stackoverflow, etc.

Started with HTML, CSS, and JavaScript until WordPress introduced me to PHP. It was hate at first sight.

undefined wk28

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Stop it moon moon

undefined windows 95

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!rant
Moving next week.
So while packing I stumbled upon my pile of failing drives which my computers have rejected since moving in here.

Time for some late spring cleaning.

undefined johnny 5 no disassemble ifixit

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Basically like crossing a minefield.

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