When you're 14 hours into debugging your code...

C++ errors in a nutshell

(The pics is from my college computer lab where it takes us forever to get a proper output )

(Maybe it's we who suck) xD

We accept that the brain is the most important organ, but really, what organ is telling you that?

Fucking Brain.

That movie about Facebook being made is so inaccurate. No one actually codes for hours straight. A good 90-95% of their time is combing through stackOverFlow posts from 2001

TypeScript is the condom for JavaScript.

#Love issues....

How to make sure your users appreciate your work

My brain works mostly at night but most jobs starts in the morning. Why?

You devranters feed your cats too much

I'm fed up of this shit. I'm a Bachelors student and I study in a class where no student wants to study. Like literally none. You'd think someone studying Bachelors degree would have some sense. But no. Not a fucking one of them. Our class requires a minimum number of students to attend to smoothly run the class. I am the CR and I can't convince them enough to even meet that level. How am I gonna get through these two years? I try to say something, everybody snaps at me for being a smartass. Which I'm clearly not. These are the same people who come at me when the courses to do finish in time. I am alone. I am getting too weak to stand against them. My self esteem is declining day by day. I am really insecure.

Drunk again and still in Love With this great Community

The truth has been spoken...

@Linux thought this might be an important milestone for you. I remember when you got 1000...

Shakespeare was not just a poem, but also an IT geek

!rant

Anonymous claiming in their youtube video that NASA is about to announce the discovery of intelligent alien life.

I would be more astonished if they found intelligent life here on earth.

Boss emailed me that I need to work again on Saturday and Sunday.
I replied with a resignation letter.

Wanted to make a python script that makes a file, deletes it, make another one with incremented title, deletes it and so on.
Fucked something up and ended up with ~20k files before ending the script few seconds later.
Gotta love the ideas you get in the middle of the night

True AF

50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected.

The bugs have learned to hide

boss: What the fuck guys! Why didn't you go to the meeting this morning? Have you checked your google calendar?
me: But, but it is scheduled to tomorrow, google calendar says that.
boss: Who put that date?
me: You
boss:....
boss:And fo you double checked it?
me: What do you mean?
boss: Double check! Check if what is in the google calendar is correct!
me: But that doesn't make any sense.
boss: No excuses!! Next time you must double check!

Crap Gemini

My tattoo

Just realized I'm using an almost decade old Acer aspire laptop for programming. And its still useful because Linux.

Wish me luck, guys.

I'm launching Eclipse IDE while having a Chrome window open.

May the Gods of RAM be with me !

As cold as the water was that night..

Everyone's on my watch list.

Sincerely
Boss.

So hard to write ES5 after you write ES6 for a while.

Every time...

Meanwhile, someone had a plan.