Some morons these days..

Hold my stuff I'll be right back... And yeah I'm gonna take long.

😮 Aparently double tapping a rant does a ++.

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Every Programmer after shifting from C++ to Python

Got about 6 hours of work done in 2. Where's my fucking prize?

The king is dead!
Long live the kind!

Copied from LinkedIn

Let’s run it again to be sure

Companies: We can’t find any senior developers to hire.

Also companies: We pay seniors like juniors.

Our project won in a competition organised by my uni

First day of vacation, on a remote village cause of covid, after months of doing nothing special I made this :D
It's a keyboard to do combinations of keys (prototype) ...
Well, I made it to play sound effects in games (on voice chat)....
Ya, having a burn out fucks your motivation. At least I did something

So I've got a friend learning Java, using Eclipse.
I walk in one day and see him restarting his computer. I make nothing of it. Few minutes later, he's restarting again.
I jokingly say "Windows update?"
He responds with the straightest face ever: "No, compiling code."

Apparently he thought you needed to restart the computer before compiling.
Not sure if I should be mortified or laughing my ass off.