Every user who's Smartphone is neither one year old nor will be getting Version Upgrade

When you debugging like no other.

I've tried to double tap a Stack Overflow post...

16 GB RAM and my IntelliJ can't handle a gradle refresh.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Sorry for meming.

I realized today how much of a nerd I am

Go home code, you're drunk.

If you go to china, dont forget to take a VPN with you else you wont even be able to access this awesome platform...

Looks like Linux now has pretty good Office 365 support (at least unofficially)

A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.

Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?

Source: Twitter @cryptomanran

Job done

Dear Skype,

Fucking grease bag

Interesting... 🤔

Got my stickers! Albeit had to pay for them, don't have enough upvotes :(

Can machine learning kill my boss ?

What my parents think I do to fix the wifi vs. What I actually do

Oh no!

I don't eject my USB sticks properly

What a nice trip to Italy. So tempting to ask someone who was so active

I hate PHP

I have actually never used it

Such support! Much wow!!
Thank you very much CSS3 for such awesome feature

On my twitter feed today.

A dude with a THICK Russian accent just called me offering server security services.

After I politely declined, he insisted on a free audit of my servers. I declined that as well.

Now I’m backing up our DB’s and going through my nginx logs.

Am I being racist?

Eminem

Me: I mend shoes

Rare old picture of a Linux Sysadmin enjoying a mug of tea after a hard day at work

Thanks dfox and trogus! A fiiiine addition to my setup

My first rant...! Saw this on twitter. So, true.