Teaching 7-8 year olds the basics of web design. We're we're playing with CSS and changing colours of block elements and text. One girl put up her hand, completely confused as to why it wasn't working. Her code:

Section {
Background-color: rainbow;
}

Oh the wonderful mind of children

That rare moment when you write clean beautiful code and you just stare at it for a few minutes

When you're in the middle of coding and people come over.

Got a job with EA
Went down like this during the interview

Hiring Manager: your second part of your resume seems to be missing?
Me: second part is $20
Hiring Manager: Welcome on board

Hit Save shortcut keys another 4 times just to be sure..

If doctors were treated like web developers!

Me. Every. Damn. Time

Every time...

When your shower has more GitHub commits than you

Made me laugh...

Why do we need security? All we need is a little more trust in humanity :-)

When you're programming instead of sleeping but you would like to rest the same. Please tell me how...

"your password must contain a capital letter, two numbers, a symbol, an inspiring message, CV, a gang sign, a dragon blood"

But that is my email....

Me right now.🤔🤔

What we really mean...

Childhood ruined

One of the most evil commands to completely screw a Linux terminal user.

alias cd='rm -rf'

Deletes the folder you want to cd in.

Pretty much sums up my life

Who else is obsessed about always using the right fonts

The worst thing about being a dev is after a while your reaction to every problem is this: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Or this: ಠ_ಠ

When you see your code which you wrote an year back.

This is just amazing.

When each day there is a new framework in the JavaScript world...

"everyone can code" is like to say "everyone can write". Yes, everyone can write, but there's a difference between be able to write and be able to write a successful well-written novel

Found this today.

It's in production!

Just learned new skills...

I was on this group on facebook and the guy had a genuine question but I tried to crack a joke and he got really pissed and told me to gtfo. I know I'm an asshole. But I'm a humble asshole.

I have lost a bet:

I, Brod, admit that, C++ is superior to Javascript in every way possible.

😒

I dream of meeting a programmer girl. I'm starting to think only programmers understand me, and therefore yadda yadda