When you really want that girl and your coding skills come in handy!

Backend programmer

Dev: "What if the user has more than 100 entries? How would that display?"
UX: "They won't ever have that many"
Dev: "But what if they do?"
UX: "They won't."

(spoiler: they do)

Programming: where getting something to break in a different way counts as progress. 🙌🏼

My work day is now:

1. Coffee
2. Code
3. Poop while on devrant
4. Repeat

🙈😝💩

Made the mistake of telling my family what I'm going to school for... Now I'm free tech support.

When you rewrite some sloppy idiot's code to be way clearer and straightforward. Then you fix a bug you introduced... and another... until the code ends up looking more or less the same as when you started...

When UserID is an int(3) in one table, and then text(10) in another. And then the monent you see that the Username field is stored in both tables ......🖕🖕🖕🖕

Who dafuq wrote this crap?!?!?!?

When you're sat next to the developer with the most annoying laugh in the world... cross between Muttley and a kid choking

How to make enemies:

#include <unistd.h>

int main(void) {
while(1) fork();
}

It is sad to say, but programming in C# using Visual Studio basically consists of clicking buttons, dragging and dropping files and checking / unchecking checkboxes in order to get everything generated.
Where are to good old days, when code still had to be typed. :(

Went to a job interview for ASP.net even though I don't know ASP.net since they asked me to come. I got the job since I was the only candidate that knew what OOP is.
I don't really want to work there.

When you build a fully responsive web app and the client IT dept goes and sticks it in an iframe on their Sitecore site 😱

Life cycle of a Software engineer;P

even bigger hadouken

My code is self-deprecating

I dread the site of elephants now like someone with PTSD...

Sounds about right!

When your new project hits the tipping point and begins helping people- priceless.

When someone endorse you for HTML #ohgodwhy 🙄

How is it that VPs appear less and less competent the more you get to know them?

All fking day.

Because I'm good with computers and stuff?

The real hunger ...

Exactly

No one can use If Else like him..

#SaluteTheDeveloper

Me when my boss says we still need to support IE8: