When the new guy on the team uses click bait titles on his PRs... that’s when you realise this guys going to go far.

I really like retro games and there is this thing called retropie which turns your raspberry pi into an arcade machine. Since I have way too much time, I decided to built an arcade machine case out of wood with an old TV and analog sticks from Amazon. So yeah, I wired everything together and wanted to share it with you guys. I'm still searching for stickers to put on the top and on the joystick panel, but for now I really like the result. Tell me what you think!

Should I get my new domain for 12 months or 1 year? Decisions, decisions...

Hahahaha 😂😂😂

Today I learned:

`/usr` stands for “universal system resources” not “user”

`/dev` stands for “device” not “development”

Had no idea.

Respect ++

Everytime

😂😂😂😂

They call it $5/gb hotel wifi, i call it free uncapped 100meg fibre because your security sucks

Oh and they host their entire POS (and database with backups) on the same network accessible to every TV in the hotel

Almost every f*****g time :(

How weird is this?
I was working on a project. I wasn't able to find solution for a particular sub problem. It was late so I thought of sleeping.

I dreamt about the problem. I solved it in my dream. When I woke up in the morning, I remembered the solution and I solved it.

This...

Governments should use a public git for their laws

Why Apple developer are up at night?

where do you belong right now?

That‘s it, i finally deleted all of OS X from my Macbook and switched to Linux. And its really nice, clean and fast!

Had to create this table tent because mfs just couldn't take a hint. I also have one for when I'm concentrating/deep in code zone.

While I am in cafeteria and drinking coffee I got a great app idea, hurry quickly home and going to sleep.

What the ...😂

This is so mean

Software requirements

A smooth server never made a skilled system admin. 🦉

Shakespeare quote :/

Ghostery just leaked all of their users email addresses in their GDPR compliance email.

Boss: "I don't want to comply with the GDPR"

Me, DPO: "I've told you the house rules. You must comply, stop arguing"

Boss: "But I don't want it. Bobby doesn't have to, and Eve doesn't have to, their moms are cool"

Me: "I don't give a crap about the other kids, you're going to be GDPR compliant. Bob and Eve will end up being raped in prison. It's that what you want?"

Boss: "What if I just pretend to do it."

Me: "I'll take away all your marketing toys. No more mailchimp for you young man."

Boss, crying: "You wouldn't touch my Facebook pixel!"

Me: "Especially your Facebook pixel. I'm so sick of that thing...."

Me: "...Look, you can still play with your toys, all I'm saying is you need to be honest and ask your buddies for consent before you put your pixels up their various holes"

Boss: "But they will never agree!"

Me: "Maybe that is good thing"

Boss: "But how will we get people to like us if I can't feed them pills and insert probes into their holes to measure their responses?"

Me: "Maybe you should focus on being a nice kid, someone people like to play with. Your buddies will tell other kids that you're a nice guy. Now, I'm not going to lie to you, it will be hard work. Much more effort than what you're doing now. But you know, those friends will stick with you for decades, instead of just until the marketing-drugs wear off"

Boss: "I think I want a new mom"

Me: "You signed a contract. You're stuck with me for the next 2 years. And as long as you're living under my roof, you will follow my rules."

"I'm confident we can do what our customer asked... I'm not confident they've asked what they want"

The best privacy policy update meme

Hmm. In the cooking section you say...

How I feel when I need to switch back from a TypeScript to a plain JavaScript project.

My wife came home from her baby shower with this onesie. It made me so happy.