Make Angular great again

f**ing with apple

Hate gcse ict

10 bugs found in the code.
10 bugs fixed, checked in the code.
20 bugs found :(

How do you tell HTML from HTML5?
- Try it out in IE.
- Did it work?
- No?
- It's HTML5.

5 screens... 3 monitors, main screen, app connecting my iPad Pro screen. now I can be productive and distracted without having to change tabs...

Knock, knock.
Race condition.
Who’s there.

The first company I ever worked for thought it was a good idea to have all business logic in stored procedures "for speed".

It worked. Except when you need to add BC breaking features.

The solution? Keep the legacy code in file do_something.sql and add the new functionality in do_something_1.sql.

It became a sordid game trying to find the highest postfix. My record was 16.

must be one hell of a therapist...

Here is a sidebar theme for slack based on the devRant colour scheme.

https://gist.github.com/nblackburn/...

Dev Card Deck.. WoOt!?

I was given 8 hours to build an entire website from scratch. No storyboards. No content to start with. Just "I have a meeting with the CEO tomorrow. Make sure we have a new website to show him"

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. (Michael Sinz)

That one programming professor who makes you contemplate how he even got the job.

I'm about to finish university and I look back at some of my projects and homeworks from my Programming Fundamentals class back in semester 1...
WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS I THINKING BACK THEN!!!

im not sure but just in case

When you get a mail from a recruiter for a Java job, because you have JavaScript on your LinkedIn and it's obviously the same...

As developers we should all be super fit since we run and push stuff so many times.

I get more work done when I know I'm leaving early than when I'm in the office for a whole day....

This code is due today.... So tell my again why you're changing the requirements /now/?

almost always the case here in India while freelancing 😢

Hello darkness, my old friend... devRant dark theme coming soon

When your Dad questions your CS credentials because you can't fix his printer.

First Law of code

"When you have a problem you can't solve, just google it. If you don't find another person that has encountered the same problem/error as you, you're doing something wrong."

- Software Engineering teacher, 2016

You aint no dev son

Great guide 🙌🏼😅

There are two well defined programming eras, known as BG and AG.
Before Google and After Google

This right here..😂

Why do NoSQL devs work on the floor?

...

They do not have tables...