It's not a bug. It's a feature!! 😂

Vim.
Three letters that strike fear in the hearts of millions.

The hardest part of switching to another IDE is learning all the shortcuts :-(

I don't care about money, girls, fancy cars, big houses, fame...

I want stars on my GitHub repo

Website: "your ad blocker's on, consider adding us to your white list..."
Me: *inspect element*
Me: *Delete modal*
*Insert montage of me hacking into the mainframe for dramatic purposes*

I'm in. 😎

My friend is a css guy and he told me this

.illuminati {
position: absolute;
visibility: hidden;
}

Lets all help them share their startup

NOBODY ++ ME EVER AGAIN. My ++s are at 255 right now and I'd hate to overflow.

I found this while I was lazily internetting and my first thought was 'okay, that's most definitely a hack!'.

Someone has actually built a hack for all the world to see!

There are two type of people

1. Use programming as a source to gain stress

2. Use programming as a source to
remove stress

Hahahha so accurate

So that high level prank from yesterday.

Senior Linux engineer, the fucker.

He somehow installed shitloads of cron jobs onto my system.

Every few minutes it would create a new user with a freaking complicated password. Then it would install openssh server in case it wasn't installed yet. After that it'd set all iptables rules to allow incoming AND outgoing connections on port 22.

That was one badass ansible script though!

I'm not sure what more there's to it because sometimes when i removed crons, they'd magically appear again later AND i forgot to check the boot scripts so i might be fucked again when I get to work today!

Plus side, i finally fully understand cron 😅