Render issues IRL

My girlfriend comes in and sees me on devrant.

GF: "What is that app? I see you using it all the time. Is it like an endless blog with updates?"
Me: "It's kinda like facebook. But for developers. And you don't have any friends".
GF: "That seems like a sad app"

Student - Teacher renaming .c to .exe make the program executable ?

Teacher - Yes

A group of people stand up and walking to the door

Teacher - Where are you all going ?

Students - We are going to drop this class.

Hope this hasn't been posted before, found it hilarious.
From /r/ProgrammerHumor

What if "WannaCry" was just a elaborate way for Microsoft to get people to upgrade to Windows 10?

😁😁😁

Ahhh DDoS attacks

If AI steals my job I will overthrow it by making so many new JavaScript Frameworks every day, it will give up and give me my job back.

Fixing bugs on the production server..

Gillette Excel

I just wanted some water.

well that explains it...
all i had to do was break them up and now its up and running

I think I went overboard

This is what most people do... lol 😂😂😂😂 😂

me deleting print statements after debugging my code

When the API is not documented.

My cat loosed resolution, what should I do? :/

How to vertically center in css..

When your bug isn't on StackOverflow and you start to lose your sanity

Don't be like jimmy... test before committing! 😋

Chrome's like that spoiled child that refuses to share with anyone

- - What do you do for living?
- I am a programmer.
- - So you can hack a Facebook account?
- *bleeding inside*

Friend: What's your favorite language?

Me: Javascript.

Friend: But it isn't a programming language.

Me: *throws keyboard at her face*

Me: Let's grab something for dinner!
GF: Sure, but let's go somewhere safe
Me:

UI design gone wrong

Two out of four people do not simplify fractions.

I'll start implementing this in my apps too.

I too got one of these. So as per the convention, I am obliged to share it with you guys

Finally i had an idea for a personal project.

I sat down, started sketching up the classes i'd use.

3 hours later, im finished.

Now i have no personal prjects running and im bored again.

Looping in kitchen be like

When you take User Experience to the next level. Just what I was thinking

Credits : Riot App