When you fucked up, but everything is working.

Credits to my son.

Girl: we need to talk!

Me: Ok...

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

Big day today.
Three hours ago, we welcomed our new daughter to this world

working on a better captcha...

If Chuck Norris asks a duplicate question on StackOverflow, the original question is closed as a duplicate.

I think the most annoying thing of being a programmer is to accidentally press ctrl + s on a browser because of having been saving so much

Gillette Excel

Right now someone at Google is coding something useless for us to laugh at on April Fools.

Universe is telling...

They say a man's best friend is his dog.
But a developer's best friend is his log!

Found this in the source of http://brm.io/matter-js/ Gonna put this in all HTML pages I write from now on.

Meanwhile, in real life...

This image is still the best explanation of a project.

First day at my first workplace as a dev. waiting for my laptop to load up, nothing happens, black screen. waiting sitting patiently and silently for approx. 20 minutes.

the monitor was off.