What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊

Went to hackathon @ Google HQ in NYC. Gotta say it was pretty shitty. Most people are JavaScript nerds and some code in objective-C, xcode (4-5 out of 50). The rest are chemists, scientists and general folks. Not what I anticipated when you know it's more like iOS hackathon. Anyways it was good to see the shittiest demos in my life made in less than 12 hours. We had 4.5 people working on a toilet project called "I gotta go". Public bathroom locator... One guy coded in JS, xcode and react Native. Another dude was pushing all the code to GitHub and doing backend in firebase. The third guy was making a website for no reason and then I see it's hosted weebly. He hand coded first, I looked what he is doing - just HTML tags. Thank God some organizers helped us and we had a 4 click demo with basic text and no real functionality. Plus the website who never seen. What a fucking waste of $100 and two days.

True story.

Today we interviewed a _very_ good Angular1 Dev, by chance we showed him the forked ngRouter module we use, after some debate he explained that we were using it incorrectly.. I asked if he'd used it before to which he responded:

"Yeah, I'm the guy who built it"

😅

This guy dream come true as he was waiting for this moment.

I literally laughed out loud

Am I the only one here who hates it when people call Node.js a programming language?!

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't say that.

My boss has no idea what he is doing. Scary for a senior programmer, with 20 years of experience. The guy keeps calling methods statically, in a object oriented project. And can't understand why it won't work.

Yeah 😂

Imagine being me, an intern at Google and having to work with Google Drive on something with a deadline in five hours.

You have three guesses - when did all Google servers go down in Central Europe? Yeah. I missed my deadline.

got it somewhere on the net

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

When your commit effects all the modules of the product be like... 😂😂

My anti-virus is like this..

Just learned new skills...

I agree

"The server is flooded!"

"With requests? DDoS?"

"No."

Nice try

At a funeral.....

A visitor: What's the WiFi password here?

Priest: Respect the dead

Visitor: All small letters ?...

The "Internet of Things"

When I accidentally double tap on someone's rant.

!rant

Despite all the great technology we have available to us, I still find a pencil and a sheet of paper to be among my most useful programming and debugging tools.

School online class system keeps track of every students' username and password. They are all accessible by typing passwords.txt after the address

😂😂😂😂😂

Microsoft please don't fuck up the things this time - please 🙏

Commit notes like this....

Hello, World! 🙋

Who else think this is awesome

First interview in about few hours !
Extremely nervous