My team member was struggling with his .json files, so to cheer him up, I came up with a joke;

"Don't worry, if the program doesn't work, I'll be your yaaaii son"

When you forgot to remove this personal Toast in android code and publish the code to production
Next day around 100 people were confused what does this message means because it's written in English but not an English word.

BTW it means "It's closed" :)

Watching Google's keynote, every time they say "OK Google" my idiotic phone wakes up and starts listening...

I need a stress ball. I'm working a thesis for my honors, a website, a hybrid app, some graphic design work. All of these are due mid next month. I need prayers and tips.

When my neighbor forgets to lock his computer, I append this to his bashrc

alias cd='cd $(ls -d */ | sort -R | head -1) && echo'

I know a joke about UDP, but I'm not sure if will get it...

Not a rant but gave me a good laugh

Never loose your hope ..
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because once upon a time javascript was used just for form validation and jquery animation.

When you are poor and can't buy any stickers, all you do is rant!

@Endurance are you my ex by any chance?

This made me chuckle 😂 but seriously, ask that girl out 😉

*sigh*

I'm not going to be the guy to ruin this moment...

What would you call a phone that has Dual Camera and 12 cores?

"Do Aakhein Barah Haath" 😂

Shoutout to Leap Motion for reducing their packaging size

Has this ever happened to you? Some code you're trying to execute does not work at home. Then the next day when you're showing it to the team it works perfectly (yes, I know I'm a bad coder). 😁 programming: the art of creating things without knowing how you did it

To improve our user's "experience" I suggested to my boss to add a status page showing...well, the current status of our services. Everybody was up for it, so I go off and implement a basic version + automated monitoring backend, get lots of positive feedback, all seems fine.

Then it starts:

Boss: "Can you get it all set up by this Saturday?"
Me: "Uh, today is Wednesday and I've never set up all the stuff needed on a proper server before"
Boss: "Well, you still have a few days. Please also contact your coworker to get it all hooked up in our launcher"
Me: "I'll try, can't make any promises though"

Contact my coworker and tell him what the plan is. I had already given him access to the repo and he is positive to get it all hooked up (I doubt he ever cloned my repo, let alone ran my code)

Spend all Friday getting my stuff set up on the production server, feeling pretty good thanks to the many tutorials.

Contact the boss Friday evening:
Me: "All up and running"
Boss: "Thanks, but we decided to go with a basic HTML page instead. We can just manually edit that, should be enough.
Me: "..."

In the end my stuff was never used, the server I set up was finally taken down a month ago. The gratitude you get when not hacking together some absolute shit that causes problems when you don't add <br/> tags at the correct places to prevent an ugly overflow, cause the coworker was too lazy to implement some form of line wrap in the launcher. I'm not saying my stuff is the best of the best, but at least it was professional looking to a certain extent.

My parents didn't really care what I was doing, they were just happy I wasn't hanging around street corners.

They were also kind enough to buy me a computer or peripherals at Christmas. My sisters were not impressed with their Barbie houses and Sylvanian Families! 😂

Sisters: "Why does he get a computer?"

Mum: "Cos he doesn't ask for new clothes all year!"

Real Java programmers don't die. They just get garbage collected...

Nevermind...

testing feature: that is not what the specs say this how this is suppose to work. so, I write a bug report.

conversation with developer goes as follows

developer: this is not a bug. sends the bug report back.

me: the specs say it is a bug. I resubmit the bug.

developer: sends it back saying that it has been changed in the new specs.

me: how do I get the new specs?

developer: it is on the server, go ask your boss on where ecaxtally on the server they are. then, he closes the bug report.

I work with Java!
I'm a Batista at Starbucks!

What our company provides to their devs

Software engineering project discussion:
Boy: Sir, my project is a client to manage files stored on different cloud file storage systems at one place
Faculty: Boring idea. Very easy to implement, No scope of scalability, etc
Girl: My project is an app to display the weather information
Faculty: Omg! What an innovative idea! I'm surprised how no one though of this before!

Oddly satisfying devRant +1s

Oddly satisfying DevRant +1s

!rant

Back when i was in college, I developed a RAT. Best 4 months of programming.
It was time to test it. so I got couple of friends who were very good at getting good grades but knows nothing about programming or how computer stuff works.
So I got into their PCs. GOD, from that day onwards I didn't have to do anything except to change the name on the assignments.

Others Life : Last year he was with Tina, 6 months ago he was with Mina.. Nowdays he is with Rina..

Mine: Last Year i was working on Nodejs , 6months ago on JAVA and now on PHP

After several months on the job hunt with some discouraging rejections, I finally got an offer! Thank you all for inspiring me to keep learning and to stay humble. I've been stuck in a role where I feel overworked and unappreciated, with no room to grow. Excited for this next challenge and new beginnings! 😊

For Indian Developers 😅

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