Boss: “Our YouTube channel doesn’t look at all like our website.”

Me: “I’ve made it look as close to our branding as YouTube allows for with its limited editing controls.”

Boss: “This is unacceptable. I expected more from you.”

Me: “I cannot accept the blame for this. YouTube is setting the design parameters for all channels and I can only do so much.”

Boss: “You can call the YouTube, can’t you? Why didn’t you call them?”

Me: “.......and ask them....what?”

Boss: “You don’t ask! You tell! Our company has been around for 140 years. Our brand name carries that weight. They’ll change their design to what we need if you’re assertive enough.”

Me: “Ma’am, that’s just not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.”

Developers :
Work as efficient as possible!

Also developers :
Pressing the arrow up ⬆️ in the terminal 90 times to find a command that could have been manually typed out in 1 sec

If god was a developer

Can we stop using screenshots of code in articles on medium and everywhere else? Thank you!

Me for good 10 days

That moment of satisfaction when someone in Antarctica has downloaded your app. 🤗

Q: How much space will be freed up once Britain leaves the EU?
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A: 1 GB

Thank me later....

Is this Docker ?

In response to:
https://devrant.com/rants/2149067/...
I took your advice.
She said yes 😁

Link speed...?

Not original but true

Found this gem on Neil Fraser's blog!

Side projects..
This describes the shit very accurately.

hope not a repost tho

~During app demo to our client~

- And when you click here the request will be submitted, the admin will be notified.
*App crashes*
- And of course the app will close itself since it's the end of the process.
- Client: That's good
- Me: ⊙﹏⊙

Hahaha 😀

Max file size allowed is 10 MB, and this is what I get when I try to upload a 5 MB file. Do I really want to apply here?

True AF.

So relatable!

Real danger

this is so my life

Well ill leave this here

People, nowadays!!!!

check this wallpaper...

Musk...

Opening BIOS

detective + murderer

Sorry, I just had to post this cable porn I found posted in some random subreddit.

Just look at those curves

Last year I built the platform 'Tindex'. It was an index of Tinder profiles so people could search by name, gender and age.

We scraped the Tinder profiles through a Tinder API which was discontinued not long ago, but weird enough it was still intact and one of my friends who was also working on it found out how to get api keys (somewhere in network tab at Tinder Online).

Except name, gender and age we also got 3 distances so we could calculate each users' location, then save the location each 15 minutes and put the coordinates on a map so users of Tindex could easily see the current location of a specific Tinder user.

Fun note: we also got the Spotify data of each Tinder user, so we could actually know on which time and which location a user listened to a specific Spotify track.

Later on we started building it out: A chatbot which connected to Tinder so Tindex users could automatically send a pick up line to their new matches (Was kinda buggy, sometimes it sent 3 pick up lines at ones).

Right when we started building a revenue model we stopped the entire project because a friend of ours had found out that we basically violated almost all terms.

Was a great project, learned a lot from it and actually had me thinking twice or more about online dating platforms.

Below an image of the user overview design I prototyped. The data is mock-data.

Recursion...