I was at the movies today. The subtitles didn't italicize as they expected.

DevRant is cool, mostly because we are united. We don't agree on OS, language, theme, or tabs. But we are united by code. Next time you want to troll someone, think about why you became a developer. To Code.

Found this gem on my sister's phone today.

One sentence to explain to someone who hate Linux...

The first time I met a Terminal.

you know what really grinds my gears.. when agencies/companies post "PHP developer" positions and require ajax, js, jquery, angular and WordPress templates... its a back-end language ffs

FFS!
You are your own worst feature-creep.
Most resist the urge to have more nice features!

chmod -rf 0777 /*

when a senior dev says your code is messy just after you finished refactoring 😞

To every coders facing hard times out there -

"Don't worry it's all just plain text"

forget comments! write self documenting code that's obvious to anyone reading the system.

But are the bugs? Or features.

My internship is starting to make me feel really stupid

The issue seems easy but I literally have no clue what to do or even where to start. :(

Opening a documentation page to only find:

// Todo

FML.

Just keep it cool... 😂

Find the root cause

A programmer has born!

Give me stickers :D

protected $db;

$this->db = new PDO($tooLazy, $toDeclare, $everything);

public function getCoffee() {
$getCoffee = $this->db->prepare('SELECT * FROM Coffee');
$getCoffee->execute();
$result = $getCoffee->fetchAll();
return $result;
}

Just left a job where I felt like one of the best devs on the team. At my new job I feel I have so much to learn from the devs I work with. I'm so happy. :)

I can't figure out the MVP of this project.. since everything that came up on my mind became an MVP..

I always have such high hopes

// When in doubt comment it out ;)

yeah, sometimes I'm like that too...

UX bought to you by the glue sniffers of Microsoft's oAuth console for your webapp. "I tried to SAVE, but accidentally nuked my account instead" oops!

"The old developer wrote that, not me"

sys.exit (0)

my reason being... i resigned! and starting a new exciting journey in DevOps for a Start Up

All these certifications and capabilities and years of IT experience and I find myself writing analytics against Minecraft logs for my kids's MC server to determine that my son really is being a jerk in game like my daughters claim.

I'm a project manager now. Hello from the other side, bitches!

That moment when you go to YouTube for a configuration or code tutorial and have to wait for 5 seconds to view a WIX.com ad... FML