This is so mean

Today, my dad can finally ditch his iPhone 4 which is passed down from my eldest sis to my mom and to my dad, all thanks to my brother-in-law getting a Samsung Galaxy J7 on Black Friday.

Finally. No more Apple bullshit in my house!! NO FUCKING MORE!!! *insert hysterical laughter* GOODBYE STUPID 20-PIN CHARGER CABLE~ GOODBYE ITUNES~ GOODBYE ICLOUD~ FUCK YOU!!!

StackOverflow code.

FUCK PEOPLE ON STACKOVERFLOW ANSWERING JAVASCRIPT QUESTIONS WITH FUCKIN JQUERY SOLUTIONS! IF I EVER WANT JQUERY I WILL TELL YA!

NOW GTFO AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!!

Check this out! My "Dell-rolling man" is now ranting as well.

I found the greatest stackoverflow comment:

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I can't wait for connectors to become genderfluid.

Or someone complaining about sockets being called "female".

𝕷𝖔𝖔𝖐 𝖆𝖙 𝖒𝖞 𝖋𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖞 𝖋𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖘.

How I imagine it vs How my users use it.

Made a list of all my friends in Java.

then I run:
list.get(0);

I get: Index out of bound exception.

What is the problem, send help