That moment when you search for Microsoft documentation and realize there is none, so you go search for source code and realize there isn't any of that either. 😑

How do i code in a single night

This SINGLE space just broke my entire project. Good luck debugging that one...

Android vs Iphone

The "WTF is wrong with the code" mug mark.

wish vs. reality

I took leave from work for a couple of days and guess what... 😁

Client tests the app and provides feedback ... This sucks! Full of bugs, hard to navigate, nothing works!

1 week later after version 2 client provides new feedback: This rocks! Love it. Easy to use and rock solid!

Changes made: background set to light blue.

That moment when you realise you didn't put a WHERE on your update SQL. And now every row in that table is wrong. Fml

"We need to get visitors age, gender and it would be nice if we could get city too.. can we pull this from the cookies so they don't have to enter the information on our site? How much info can we even pull, we need as much as we can get"

I literally kicked a wall when I received this message

Clients be like

Even for the 100th time, relatable *sigh*

Programming alone vs with someone.

// Not a rant !

But I like puns. And even more programming puns.

In one big project I made in past (when I was new developer) every ajax call execute code which looks like: dbquery("SELECT * FROM table WHERE something='".$_POST['value']."'");

That project doesn't exist now (thank god)

Well, that's true. ;)

can't stop laughing

I'm pretty active on Github

if I see one more zubat.....

*no comment*

when you work hard for more than a week in a feature no one uses...

I prefer watching YouTube tutorials created by natural, cursing and burping developers to videos created by sterile people with fake smiles and awful jokes.

Devlopers will get it

my supervisor creates a WhatsApp group for 20 odd members. I exit. get a call asking why. told him work and personal life should be separate. Am I wrong???

I think Matlab was only invented to fuck with people. Yeah, let's start indices with 1. Oh, and set copy and paste on Ctrl+W and and Alt+Y.
You didn't save your code? Too bad, the network went down and I lost the license.

Added a mysql-dump file by misstake in a git commit ....

250MB explains why it took so long to push it to the gitlab server ...

Finally bought a smart watch! I can now be even less productive! (petition to make devRant smartwatch compatible) 😂

Everytime I see the tag 'geek' on here I die a bit inside. We're all geeks, you ain't special boy!

Requirements are like water! Easy to build-on when frozen!

Very true for me at least ^_^