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AboutPHP dev at Enable Education
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Excuse me boss!
During increment time
Boss : There are 50 bricks on an Plane. If u drop 1 outside. How many
are left?
Employee : That's easy, 49.
Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge
Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.
Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?
Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.
Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Employee : She crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday
Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Employee : Er....I guess she drowned....err...
Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the Plane that's the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!!!
Moral: If your boss has decided to screw u, no matter How much u prepare u will be screwed.19 -
I'm designing a new programming language, so far it looks like this:
!hodor hodor
if (hodor==hodor)
hodor
hodor (hodor)
hodor
hodor hodor //hodor, hodor
hodor
hodor
hodor hodor hodor
hodor
hodor 1024
hodor 42
while (hodor<hodor)
hodor.hodor
if (hododor==hodor)
hodor hodor
hodor
There's a compile error somewhere, but I can't find it.21 -
1. I'm a programmer, that does not mean I know every possible programming language. Yes, I can build Android apps, standalone softwares, serverside frameworks. No, I do not know how to build frigging websites!
2. "You can build a website in 2 days, you're a programmer". Tell a single mechanic to build an entire car in 2 days or tell a civil engineer to build an entire building in 2 days and I'll build your website in 2 days.
AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!
Why does your family think that being a programmer means being a magician who can just pull any kind of software, hardware, app, website out of their hat?17 -
If any programmer tells you that you are number 1 on his life, don't trust him.. most of us start counting from zero. haha3
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Customer: I have installed Windows on my computer
Support: Yes, and ?
C: And I have problem now...
S: You already said that.11 -
People with programming languages named after them:
Haskell Curry
Ada Lovelace
Agner Erlang
Blaise Pascal
Taylor Swift30 -
Walking with gf.
diadev: hey that desk would be perfect for someone with one monitor!
GF: What kind of fuckin normie has one monitor?
I'm keeping this one 😂26 -
I got attacked by ransomware and was asked for money...
I sent them my salary slip..They removed it from my computer immediately..
I wanna cry.14 -
I feel awkward when my boss is creeping behind. Of course, I can switch the screen in a hurry, but such behavior is suspicious, and sometimes I don’t notice him. So, in order to switch the screen without being suspected, I create a system that automatically recognizes that he is approaching to me and hides the screen.
https://github.com/Hironsan/...
Source: http://ahogrammer.com/2016/11/...6 -
When he told her he worked in IT support, it really turned her on.
Then it turned her off.
Then it turned her on again...5 -
Warning : I am tired and in a bad mood, so here goes the rant.
1) This is not Facebook, 9gag or the likes. I don't want to see pictures of your cat, view, sunset or food.
2) Just stop with the algo-match screenshots, it works - great. I don't care you find the relevance amusing.
3) If you are in high school, college or University, sorry - you are a student, stop ranting about your fellow students struggling to learn. That's why they are there - help them instead of putting yourself on that high horse.
4) I accept not all "rants" should be rants, knowledge sharing is good - but this is not Stack Overflow. If you find or are interested in something cool - dev related - and you do your search right to find other's have posted about it, continue that thread. Otherwise, in my opinion - share. I love to learn new stuff even if it's not related to what I do usually.
5) One OS is not better than another. They each target specific or general audience. Learn your OS before you complain about its lackings.
6) A post well formulated without the need of a meme is a good one. Learn to express yourself in words instead of a meme.
7) don't take a picture of your screen. Your are a developer, right?, you know how to do a screen grab? Spend the few extra seconds to do it right.undefined so tired grumpy i'm old real devs don't do web dev - suck that! kids will throw a fit now ocd3 -
I was offered to work for a startup in August last year. It required building an online platform with video calling capabilities.
I told them it would be on learn and implement basis as I didn't know a lot of the web tech. Learnt all of it and kept implementing side by side.
I was promised a share in the company at formation, but wasn't given the same at the time of formation because of some issues in documents.
Yes, I did delay at times on the delivery date of features on the product. It was my first web app, with no prior experience. I did the entire stack myself from handling servers, domains to the entire front end. All of it was done alone by me.
Later, I also did install a proxy server to expand the platform to a forum on a new server.
And yesterday after a month of no communication from their side, I was told they are scraping the old site for a new one. As I had all the credentials of the servers except the domain registration control, they transferred the domain to a new registrar and pointed it to a new server. I have a last meeting with them. I have decided to never work with them and I know they aren't going to provide me my share as promised.
I'm still in the 3rd year of my college here in India. I flunked two subjects last semester, for the first time in my life. And for 8 months of work, this is the end result of it by being scammed. I love fitness, but my love for this is more and so I did leave all fitness activities for the time. All that work day and night got me nothing of what I expected.
Though, they don't have any of my code or credentials to the server or their user base, they got the new website up very fast.
I had no contract with them. Just did work on the basis of trust. A lesson learnt for sure.
Although, I did learn to create websites completely all alone and I can do that for anyone. I'm happy that I have those skills now.
Since, they are still in the start up phase and they don't have a lot of clients, I'm planning to partner with a trusted person and release my code with a different design and branding. The same idea basically. How does that sound to you guys?
I learned that:
. No matter what happens, never ignore your health for anybody or any reason.
. Never trust in business without a solid security.
. Web is fun.
. Self-learning is the best form of learning.
. Take business as business, don't let anyone cheat you.19 -
How many converted to the Dark Side after working Sublime??
And, now, whenever we encounter the Light Side, we initially search the settings to turn it to Dark...21 -
When doing first level support....
[windows desktop software]
Me: How can I help you?
Client: I installed the latest update from your website yesterday, but the version number hasn't changed
Me: You downloaded version *** ?
Client: Yes
Me: And you installed it?
Client: Yes
Me: Did you get an error message during the installation?
Client: No, everything worked fine, no errors
Me: And the installation process was completed?
Client: I think so
Me: Hmmm... Lets try it again. I will assist you.
Client: Ok
Me: Start your browser and open the website.
Client: ..... did it
Me: Good. Now click on the link to the download page.
Client: .... did it
Me: Do you see the the update package at the top of the list?
Client: Yes.
Me: Ok. Now click on it.
Client: Why?5 -
devRant has over 30k users within 1 year. Congratulations @dfox @trogus and awesome work. I would also like to thank my boss, project managers, colleagues and clients. They are the biggest contributors in devRant. lolz...1