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Worst coding interruption?

The fire alarm going off.
That's when you learn how quickly it's possible to git commit and push

This definitely counts as a rant

Ep 1

I met a guy in my office. He is a python developer.
He asked me one doubt. One thing lead to another and there as a time where I asked him.
If...
a = 10
b = 20
a = b
Whose value will change a's or b's
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.
.
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After few days he was fired.

Saw this in a facebook dev group and wonder why I never thought of this before xD

Anyone still using SVN?

Me: So, I've been looking through the code and there's barely any comments and documentation. What's up with that?

Him: Yeah, it's really complex and low level, so it's difficult to actually describe what it does.

Me: But that's exactly why you should document it! 🤦🤦🤦

Him: ...

Ok, it's one of those days.

I can finally say I have L33T users 😎

This is my final form. Edna Mode was my idol since childhood.

DNS Haiku

ROFL 🤣🤣

I answered an robocall and all the robot said was "good bye". This must be the unit test of robocalls.

I think we've skipped the telepatic one...

ref: https://newscientist.com/article/...

I lost my sanity and googled ”FUCK YOU XCODE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT”...

That's how I found devRant.

I am what I am and that’s all I will be - to be someone else I wouldn’t be me

Lol, how do WinRAR make their money? Because I've never bought winrar in my life

I got accepted into Google summer of code :D

Never thought one could explain this simple 🙆🙆🙆

When my impostor syndrome is going rampant.

Interviewer: Do you know about SQL injection?

Student: Yessss

Interviewer: Okay, how we can prevent it?

Student: Yes, we should prevent it as prevention is always better than cure. It can lead to data loss and other problems so it can be difficult to fix it if it happens. The best case is that nothing like that takes place. [...]

Interviewer: I get it but how?

Student: By not building any web applications.

[Silence]

Interviewer: Nice, you may go. Do not call us. We will call you.

And that was the world's leading professional social network, ladies and gentleman!

Wait but that's ille.....

GUYS GOOGLE's CI MASCOT IS TOO ADORABLE

AAAAAAAAAAAAA GJDJGHLFHJDLKJS

Great, hired as a python developer, only doing JavaScript

if can't donate more than 999, i an't doing it.

😳😳
https://github.com/Unity-Technologi...

they should start to say its a feature
http://news.softpedia.com/dyn-searc...

This might be new color scheme but my code looks
really nice. >_>

i have exam in less than 12 hours but i am just trying to type LOL in Morse code.

https://lcwo.net/transmit
NO its not Morse code exam :(