Interviewing a Data Scientist

Hell yeah!!

This community really motivates me to master my skills and learn new stuff to become a great dev. Thank you!

Yo dawg, check out my fresh pimped homeoffice!

I have been a developer since I was 13 and this is the first time ever I feel complete :) Wish all of you even a better one than mine!

Me: "Today I'm going to study real hard for that logic exam I have next week. I am already late."

Brain: "Remember tekkit classic, that game you used to play? It would be totally fun to play that again."

Progress after two days of gaming, two days of studying: page 94 of 400 😭😭😭

if(post >= 20 && post < 500){
getStiker();
}

System.out.println("Thanks devRant!");

When abandoning a midnight bug hunt in the middle of a particularly nasty bug, always remember to leave kind words for your future self to see, so that they're not as disappointed with you for leaving this work for them.

If you hunt for a dev job watch this

Who sits like this !!!

Debugging programs is like trying to cut all of the corners off of a square. You might get them all, but when you look again, you now have 8 more.

Eventually, you get sick of the exercise, so you redefine your 1024-sided polygon to be a circle, because all the corners are features anyway.

Adobe Reader everywhere

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Mobile development - Android and recently, iOS

My area of focus is switching between so many areas of focus without actually having the time to do so. Why is a day only 24 hours long :(

I always called deprecated... Depreciated

😓

We all have gaps in knowledge 😔

Google should pay us for every second we waste by running a Gradle build in Android Studio.

Just figured out an interesting fact ..
While learning to code it sometimes gets complicated to differentiate between learning and copying codes..

So a Redditor decided to inspect element an adult's website. Why am I not surprised

When a colleague left their computer without logging out, I created a shortcut to internet explorer, named it Google Chrome, and changed the icon to Chrome's icon. I couldn't remove Chrome's shortcut from the desktop or modify it because I didn't have permissions, so I turned of icon snapping and dragged it off the screen. I also replaced Chrome in the task bar with my fake icon. I then set the Internet Explorer to open a bunch of useless pages when it opens, set it to the default browser, and changed the search engine to Yahoo!

I added a method to an interface. Was to lazy to find all use cases so I just hit Run and waited for the compiler to throw all places where the method is missing. #effectiveJava

Full HD 27' monitor 😍😍😍 when you can divide your screen into two halves easily and there's no need to do Alt+tab

How do I get into my ultimate coding zone...? I turn on my computer. :) Hehe..

I always wondered for what are those used.

You guys have ducks to help your code work. I have Lucille to motivate it to work. ☕

Fucking printers are made by satan himself.
My printer apparently needs cyan, yellow and magenta for printing grayscale.
So suddenly my colours are empty
Bullshit but whatever, I used ducktape to tape of the little glas place where it checks inkt levels.
My printer thinks they are full and prints again. Booyah.

About 200 pages further it says they are empty again.
BULL FUCKING SHIT
The satan spawn that made my printer must have made the cartridges with a chip that has a maximum of pages. So even if the cartridge is FULL, the chip says its empty and so the printer thinks that as well

If i find the demon spawn that programmed the printers, I will make you program in brainfuck or whitespace for the rest of your life!!!!!!

When #Spotify made me to work work wrork, hard work! 😂🖐

I like how nano not only shows you unnecessary whitespaces, it throws them in your face and and screams "YOU SEE THAT? WHAT IS THIS SHIT? DELETE THIS DISGRACE TO CLEAN INDENTED CODE!"

#titanic{
float: none;
}

By mistake internet explorer opens
Now I have to wait, to close it.