chrome loves ram...

Machine learning

I want a name and a gun.

I've had my laptop for over 3 years now. Never, in these 3 years, have I installed Microsoft Teams on it.

I just turned my laptop on, and I now have the Ms Teams icon on my desktop, and Teams has started itself and is asking me to log in.
Control panel says it has been installed today.

I want somebody's head. And then smash it into a pulp with my bare hands and shove that up their ass.

Potential Client Project:
"HIPAA compliant WordPress website"

Me: Can you tell me more about the website you're trying to publish?

Client: Site for uploading patient medical test results

Me: 🤦‍♂️ Fuuuuuuck. Sorry, you're on your own.

WORDPRESS?!?!

Yesterday I was cleaning my computer and accidentally wiped out all my dev folder (I got confused with another folder named "dev" that I had just downloaded) and I lost all my work.

Fortunately, most of everything (or the most important at least) was on GIT. I only lost my yesterday's work which was not pushed (only locally committed).

Kids, remember pushing before leaving the building

The comments make a lot of sense.

#Technology 🍷

Name a better duo

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My 1st post on DevRant! Heloooooo!! 1

Recursion 😂😂

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nice to see

Read the documentation they said. It would be easy they said!

What a monster... but it also looks oddly satisfying 🤔

I see, my IDE has mastered semantics. Next step is to master context as well.

arrays starts at ...

They burn my eyes every time.

The feeling before debugging

Brace yourselves, for it begins.
Awaiting furious customers in 3..2..

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Hahahaha

So I cracked prime factorization. For real.

I can factor a 1024 bit product in 11hours on an i3.
No GPU acceleration, no massive memory overhead. Probably a lot faster with parallel computation on a better cpu, or even on a gpu.

4096 bits in 97-98 hours.

Verifiable. Not shitting you. My hearts beating out of my fucking chest. Maybe it was an act of god, I don't know, but it works.

What should I do with it?

No shit man this fuckin Spotify wrapped is all I'm seeing on social media.

Java 8 Streams and Lamdas 🙏

Windows 10 is safe they said. Signature/https can be trusted they said.

When even NSA disclose "hacks" you know it's too big

https://wired.com/story/...

oh god here we go, it fucking begins

Shitty meme time

When bug is feature...

Thanks a lot here is my GitHub profile

Github.com/Animeshsrivastava24
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