Who needs April fools?
When your life is already a joke.

Dangg looks like i'm a programming slut...

Blackberry be like... 😕

Asshole

I'm a php developer.
I don't like preg functions (regular expressions) and i don't remember exactly the syntax for alternate words.
I googled, and this is what I found.

An heart attack.

Nitro Fun's Final Boss

Oh wait, wrong boss. Erm... Phineas and Ferb's "The Regurgitator"?

Wait wait.. Er... Er... Flandre Scarlet.

Bots can make fun! LOL!

I'm warning you about somesoftwarecorp.com
😂

Do you give your PC or Smartphone (or printer etc) a name?

Like: I called my Laptop "Momo" (Reference: Michael Ende, I never read nor watched it but I liked the drawing style)

And my Phone "Ori" (Reference: Ori & the blind Forest, I never played it, only saw a some gameplay)