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Android Developer job ads next week:
* +10 years of experience in Kotlin.
* +3 years developing enterprise level apps using Kotlin.10 -
When developing outside of a Starbucks and a bird decides to shit right on the keyboard of your laptop 😑13
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At an event and the speaker says "No one develops native apps anymore".
I am next,talking about developing native android apps.8 -
You think developing websites cross browsers is hard
Try developing emails.
tables, inline css, Outlook developers on drugs, Gmail developers trying to get high, and abandon most of the things you know about modern web standards24 -
Downloaded a merely 27.2MB file. Download stopped at 27MB.
Oh did I mention it took 10++ minutes? 😭😭😭16 -
First law of javascript
Always open your browser console while developing
Second law
Never trust any javascript frameworks6 -
You went through .dll hell and survived the .jar hell.
Now you're developing in AngularJS... welcome to scope hell6 -
Claims to prefer developing on windows
Does all development in an ubuntu vm
....I see through your lies sir4 -
!rant
Does anyone here use Spotify? I'd love to make a shared list where people put their favorite songs for developing in.63 -
frontend development:
- 10% of the time developing and testing
- 90% regretting their choice in life because of Interest Explorer8 -
A client sent me a message this morning asking for a change to the software I'm developing.
It's Sunday, right?6 -
Damn it why is developing way more interesting at night time. Makes having a 9 - 5 really difficult4
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What's your dream job?
Mine is working either at Digital Ocean as a server maintainer/service/programmer or at Red Hat developing gnome.30 -
After developing a chrome extension, cli tool and jsRant I think I should stop developing on devRant.
When @dfox changes the api I am going to have quite a bit of tasks on my hands :p2 -
When did hackathons become competitions for developing websites, and move away from being competitions for gaining access to network resources (ie: hacking)?10
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You know you've been developing for a long time when you don't just write code but also wear it haha
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I've realised in most of my website development I've spent most of my time modifying the nav bar then developing other parts2
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Most of my friends who are developers are more likely sticker hunters than developing something....
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First time web developing for real. Didn't realise I needed to clear chrome cache. So much wasted time!4
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Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen. (Edward V Berard)
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1. Actually focusing on developing stuff instead of learning languages.
2. Having fun instead of trying too hard.
3. Get a good job.2 -
Spent a week developing features, spending this day removing those features. Gotta love know it all bosses.2
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I may not be a prodigy or a natural and I may have joined the game late but god damn I love developing.1
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When you spend more time restarting your IDE from crashes than developing, you know, it's time for a big life change.7
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Rant!
I hate the feeling when you watching an old tutorial and you trying to do the same thing but you find out it's an old tutorial and the library his using is old and the way you should use it changed and there is no other tutorial on how to use the new version 😭
being a newbie at Android dev sucks 😢3 -
So my friend is learning the Java. And he says to me "Why would you even need dividing in game developing?!".7
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hey there I'm developing an android app,
started the work back in 2013 ,
waiting for gradle to finish the build
#androiddeveloper -
Pat yourself on the back for being in tech without actually developing anything. Become a recruiter today! 👍4
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At a party, discussing possible projects with some other programmers there.
So, does that mean I have no life outside of developing?7 -
Worst coding mistake: switching from linux to windows. Developing on windows is like trying to drive a lawnmower. It works, just not very well.3
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PM measure workload by UI upgrades and careless abt backend, meaning you cant justify u were developing backend while there is no output.3
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If you didn't became a developer what would you be? What's your plan B?
Mine is to be a psychologist.38 -
My day job is teaching at a school.
On the side, a friend (and coworker) and I have been developing an app for schools for two years.
For the last months, I have been daydreaming about taking the plunge into developing the app full time.
We don't have many clients yet, but it's getting harder to find the time for coding.
Any suggestions?10 -
I saw Santa! Hopefully he's bringing me a bug free solution to this backend scoring algorithm I'm developing at work!
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Macbook or Microsoft Notebook?
I have a budget of 1600€.
I need it for developing mainly c# and web-dev.17 -
Think before you do. Both in life and while developing it'll safe you time.
You should also try not to overcomplicate things.1 -
What good is developing an admin dashboard when client always sends you content to upload on the website 😐1
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When you are developing your game and you realise that there exist a game on the same platform which can do this. 😂
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YAY I finally have an actually story with a gameplay! Im starting developing from today as a hobby atm5
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My Biggest dev. fear.
Hire a freelancer/partner to share your work load and he might start developing whole project parallaly himself4 -
jim :"this is not a bug.. you just can't use localhost for developing on your machine.. it is forbidden.. things break"
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My Software Developing Skills finally paid off... I've spent whole night repairing a shitty Zanussi Washing machine. My life meaning was fulfilled
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Hi guys, I have been accepted into game developing (college), do you have any advice (language, and etc) for someone looking to start learning before even he starts his college course?
I just do not feel that I should waste time to wait for my college to start and then wait for a couple of years before I do something... I would love to progress a bit faster, as I am highly motivated.4 -
Next year we start web developing in school. Everybody seems to despise it, but since I do not have much experience: Is it really that terrible developing for the www?15
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After working with so many platforms and languages i think OpenSuse and QT5 is the best option for developing desktop/mobile/embedded solutions
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5000 characters aren't enough to express how much I fucking hate Xcode and iOS developing in general4
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Pros of developing for VR: it's cool.
Cons: when I leave the office it seems like a cow spat on my hair.1 -
At the end of the day, I feel kind of sad that there's something actually working in the bug I've been developing...1
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If you were developing an autonomous car, how would you instruct your car to react to trolley problem?39
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I'm sitting in my RV and it's been raining for two days almost non-stop.
Is there anything more wonderful than rain falling on the roof of the car? I love that sound. Nightly silence and rain. -
Don't like the way how to do something? Witte software for it! You need something automated? Develop the autonation algorithms! Don't like how an open source application works? Change it! Don't like how the closed source application works? Fucking reverse engineer and patch it!
Being a developer opens incredibly man doors in the world of information technology, that technology that drives our world, society and so, so many parts of everyone's life. So why on earth wouldn't you want to be a developer?2 -
Start developing one of the two games that I have been designing in my head for the last year or so.1
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Hi, I and my dev are finishing our First Game, it's an application because u know, everyone have a smartphone... but this's not the point. I'm an IT student but I didn't graduate yet (maybe next year 🙊) but my dev did a year ago, (yup is older than me), but the fun fact is that I didn't write a single line of code (for this game) because my dev chose me only for my drawing skills 😎 (OK as a future dev I feel a little noob and scared, but no problem I love drawing, even more than programming, less frustrating😉.. sometimes) BTW, this project took 1 year of cooperation and before this an other year (to my dev to learn C# and unity), now we are so close and proud of our creation. As soon as possible I will show you everything 😁 a concept art of our zombie's face just to prove something
p.s. this app an this community it's so funny and, well, kind :)
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I am not developing for any client (yet). But reading all these stories and rants at devrant I think I am well prepared.1
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I use a Mac for developing. I'm thinking of using a VM with a linux distro to develop in my Windows machine. What's a good distro for developing Node/React apps?9
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Be developing in python 3
$ pip install <library>
Don't understand for hours why it doesn't work
I should alias pip3 -
I am developing a REST api for my android app using laravel.I want to implement web to mobile chat like Facebook's messenger.Any suggestions?13
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best place to ask stupid developing questions is?
For example: I've been developing in html, css, jquery, PHP for the longest time and I think it's time to learn node.js and / or react. Where should I start?3 -
one of the many downsides to developing alone, you are basically stuck waiting for an answer on forums/discord/etc..5
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Little web application I'm developing. Vocab builder.
Front-end can be a pain in the ass ): but it's been fun nonetheless.
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Developing a clothing shop and being bored. Adding clients like Napoleon Bonaparte with the comment that this person is missing a hand.
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Developing a compiler is the only thing in programming that is as difficult as building an Operating System.2
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React hooks are so good that now I don't want to throw my laptop while developing web apps.
Nice approach.3 -
Javaw.exe not found. Why the fuck do I have open like 10 files and hand modify them before developing anything useful in Windows...
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trying to do a git merge by command line, because my coworker insists on developing directly on the staging server using ssh1
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What operating system are you using for developing?
I use Manjaro Linux and I will never go back to something else.11 -
I love developing JavaScript for Node.js applications until i have to create sequence diagrams with a lot of async calls :/4
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So, small note to all developers out here:
If you provide a Serverside program to update your software in a network, like M$ WSUS to remove internet traffic,
Please consider not to introduce Bugs in your newest version that make this Service unusable and patch it out later.
Microsoft did exactly this with the Anniversary Update 1607 last year.
Now, after each installation I have to install the most important patches manually to use the WSUS. Because when I go directly i get the newest version that is not tested in our environment. :(
This is From Sysop to Dev :-)1 -
Why developer of c# (Anders Hejlsberg) when developing (TypeScript) not implemented method overloading and interfaces' methods implementation with same names.3
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First day developing in Rust. First day developing using the actor model in Actix. First line in a new production codebase.
Oh my5 -
When your friends gets a Mac because developing in android needs more resources and you get a fucking dell vostro
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no matter what I am developing, the starting process will always be done inside a function named "main"
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Developing in Haskell. Lecturer is assuming we all use Windows. Some of us are better than that...but only some.7
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2 things every java developer hates developing with yet wishes they had more of personally: time and money
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How fucked up is fucked up - Part 1.
What's your most frustrating moment for developing software from scratch in a start up company?6 -
For an exam we have to develop an app starting from the documentation (still the hardest part), like risk plain, timing projection ecc. we did all this stuff in time, except for the app. At the ending of time the professor ask to us how the app was going, and well... we bluffed, we said that we only need more time (at that point we have only installed Android Studio and JFK) but the prof give us an other month for the app, so we decide (me and my friend because in my team (4students) only 2 of us want to do something.. btw we learn how to work on Android Studio an develop a ugly, tiny but working app (the app consists in a remainder for your pet stuff like give it food,water or take it out ecc..). We took the max vote -1 because u know, timing is important ;) and yes, this is the story of my first, ugly, app :D My friend an I are so proud of that tiny shit 😄1
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I love developing apps and software but im scared becoming a dev by profession will ruin the experience for me and drain my soul1
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!rant
What do you guys feel about a web developer completely ignoring Photoshop as a viable resource to aid in developing/designing a website?8 -
Everyone complaining about coworkers not using night mode and here I am developing in Modx... don't even have that choice 🙃1
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Hi webdev here, who would like to start developing 2d indie games. My main language is JavaScript. Is there any way I could start developing games without learning a whole new language?9
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Has anyone ever experimented with Dart or Flutter? I'm thinking about developing an app soon. What should I know before diving in?6
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I had an idea: My work need a system to register our guests. I'm developing this system alone since February.2
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Developing Java is like breakfast. You have many fruit jam JARs and you need to decide which one to choose.
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If you could choose... you would prefer developing the back-end or the front-end part in an application?7
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When you want to start developing a browser extension but seems people rare to talk about it right now1
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got into this stream for developing great fun things, then corporate life happened and sucked out all the creativity2
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I swear on a Fragment's 'Life'cycle, you can only get better at developing with each project you undertake...4
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I have a dream of founding a community where students can learn basic of programming for free. Developers will contribute their time and teach students over online and offline based on the sole purpose of giving back to society. Anyone Interested !!! Let's built this community together :) The community will focus on helping poor people from developing nations to live a better life.13
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Anyone here up for developing some Apps with the Fitbit API? Or has any experience in that regard? -
!rant I actually like developing for fitbit versa. Mainly because I like the nodejs workflow. studio fitbit online IDE is such a unique way to quickly start developing apps / clocks for fitbit.1
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guys anybody knows anything about chrome os or chromiom os? usefull for web developing or not? runs linux softwares? or anything else2
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Does code review plays a big role when developing? Although it takes time? and also what's the average time when doing it?11
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What do you guys think of Flutter and AngularDart, for developing for Android/IOS and web, sharing a common code base?5
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What would you recommend using for developing non-native Android apps. Looking for something well documented. Share your thoughts please.10
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want to start learning developing ios apps. dont have a mac.
whats the cheapest out there that i can start building apps on?16 -
I'm currently developing a mobile web browser. Does anyone have any suggestions, or tips that can be implemented?6
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Google's next-gen operating system, Fuchsia, so I'll start developing apps for fuchsia, the name sound off .... Google wtf is wrong with you.6
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That moment when you realise that your boss is not understanding anything about development and cancel all features... :|
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Finishing this app we are developing and fixing all the technical debt from my first years in the company.
Wish me luck. 🤞1 -
The company firewall blocking rabbitmq messages?!
WTF admins?!
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Hola,
I am back after four years, wondering, if anything changed in the tec-rant-community :)
... I miss developing a bit right now :'(3 -
Ok! My new project still haven't started and I'm so bored , running out things to look into!!!
So far I have looked into
Firebase
Ethical Hacking
Some web developing concept...
Any suggestions??? Related to web developing, laravel , vuejs ???1 -
I see the dev industry developing to super sayan 4 or to the evolution of devmon the legendary pokemon
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Small Indie Group,we've been developing our first action top down rng dungeon explorer, pictures will be posted soon1
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.net
Anything.listOfOptions.listOfOptions.listOfOptions.listOfOptions.listOfOptions.listOfOptions.listOfOptions.listOfOptions.stillCanHaveMoreOptions.....
And then they call themselves developers!!
Developers.listOfOptions. -
Recently asked myself questions:
Which is the most unpleasant when you developing a mobile application (for me its when design(UI/UX) changes after feature was developed.
which is the most complicated stage in developing a mobile application for you
Place plus(like) if you are mobile dev
P.S. Unicorns are real🦄🦄🦄1 -
POs and scrum masters - looking for alpha testers for a side project I'm developing.
Http://blystr.com
🤘🤘🤘🤘2 -
can anyone guide me on developing ecommerce site? I m confused which part should be developed first?5
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Monday my last exam (maths)...
Will be happy if it’s finished. Will be able to continue developing apps.2 -
I am watching The Karate Kid and it made me wonder if there is a way to teach someone to code without them realizing they have been coding the whole time.
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Projecting and developing microservices architectures at big companies. Also I hope I'll be contributing the kernel a day
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To reduce accident related deaths by improving response time in developing countries. IOT is the way to go.
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Anyone have any experience developing with blockchain? Or integrating blockchain into their application?7
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Tell me about your experience developing apps on a Mac.
I heard a lot of people are displeased by the platform. At the same time, I'm comfortable developing web apps on a Macos (using vim + tmux) and want to know whether I'm missing out.4 -
me starting developing one user control.... how to name the datagridview... after 3 minutes, I let you the default name for the beginning..
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I wanna learn/ teach web developing.
Drop your Skype id in the comments.
We will create a conversation. -
If you like developing apps, then it may be a nice idea to work as a developer. In my case, developing was my hobby while I was in school. And after school, I started working as a dev.
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