Git newbie

It's all fun until GPL

Pretty much.

When I am trying to figure out what's going on in the code

Forget talking to a duck, I talk to this cute little fox I got from one of our work weeks at Mozilla <3

So just saw this course online the logo and title are two different languages not the best first impression

typeof NaN in JS is "number"

and.. yeah thats it, no other jokes are necessary here I guess

Happy 25th birthday, Linux! Here's your fucking cake, go ahead and compile it yourself!

School time, programming class:
Girl: Hey, Can you help me?
Me: Sure, what's up?
G: I have an error but I don't know why
M: *looks at error stack trace* You're missing a semicolon in line 133 *puts comma, run... 27 more errors* Well, you have more issues up there, why don't you try to fix them?
G: Oh, Ok, thanks
-- 1 hour later --
G: Hey, can you come? I already fixed the other issues but I still have one I can't fix
M: *checks code, same mistake I fixed, missing semicolon, same line* Why did you erase the semicolon?
G: Oh, because if I erase it, I only have 1 error, but if I leave it, I have 27 so....
M: *turn around, walk away*

For PowerShell on Linux

Client asks us to make app which depends on their API.

Client makes changes to their API without telling us.

"Hey why is the app broken?"

... really?

I see this is true.
I am learning software development I understand what the code does but the most difficult part is to think and think and think what code to implement and how you're going to code it to make the program work.

Anyone who thinks robots are about to take over the world has clearly not written their own single line of code.

Bro, I want to hack Facebook. I have learnt HTML. what to do next?

classmate: Hey, "friend" told me you do freelance website development. right? I need to create a new website and need your help.

Me: umm... OK... what's it about?

Classmate: It's for my dad's friend's business.

Me: OK. but I will charge the standard rate.

classmate: No... I will make it myself. I just want your help.

Me(Internally): ...not again...

Me: Do it yourself then.

Classmate: It will be quick. an hour or two max.

Me: *speechless*

Classmate: And one of my uncle who did IT told me that c++ is faster. can we use that instead of HTML?

Me: huh...?

classmate: you don't know shit.

... classmate walks away...

This guy somehow manages to get As in exams (mostly cheating. and our papers are shitty theory papers which you can mug up. so that helps) and in a year will have an IT degree.

Made a really cool spinning animation on a button that submits a form...

API Call is too fast to see it

setTimeout

coders