Me: has tons of search queries relating to web development
Ads: BUILDING A WEBSITE IS EASY WITH WIX

Dear devRant,

I know you will hate me if I do this, so please set me straight,

I have urges...

Urges to create my own, fucked up flavor of markdown....

and worse yet.....

to make it a JavaScript templating engine.................

and publish it to NPM......................

I know you can do it. You can stop me before I commit this atrocity.

Sudo trees

Rome wasn't built in a day, but they were laying bricks every hour.

From r/linuxmasterrace (u/KeithKatar)

How many times has this conversation happened at your workplace?

Eclipse is in my opinion one of the worst IDE's EVER!!!!11!
It's slow, starting takes like forever and debugging is a real pain in the ass!

I really miss Visual Studio :(

Not my mom, but my girlfriends grandmother. I told her that I am a software developer, a guy who makes the programs which run on computers.

She became really excited about that, because finally she found someone to repair her 40-year-old radio. I told her that I have no fucking idea about radios, but she did not want to hear that. So I looked at the case, randomly pushed some buttons and again told her, that I could not find the broken part, let alone repair it. But she didn't listen and told me to open the case and look inside.

Sighingly I opened the radio, looked at the inner parts and told her once more, that I don't know anything about this stuff. She told me to look more closely. About to lose my mind about this pointless task, I finally told her, that "the transistor" is the problem and that the best thing she could do is to throw it away and buy a new radio. She was happy with that answer.

Anyone else just not care if you use GitHub or GitLab? Competition is a good thing.

LifeHack #456

Put your Mac Mini on Xiaomi Air Purifier with max speed for motor to prevent overheating.

Are you a mango in Siberia?

Mangos seeds don't grow in Siberia. But if they are moved to a warmer climate they grow to be the King of fruits.

Do not beat yourself up if you are not doing good at one organization in one role. Analyze what is the problem and if it requires a change of team/organization, roles..just do it!

The CEO asks God:
"God, how much time do you need to create the earth?"
God: "uh, 10 billion years I think"
CEO: " You have only 7 days. Well 6, the last one is to fix everything gone wrong after deploying"

And here we are

You know you are in silicon valley when you see an ad for redis

We're currently implementing a chat feature in our software, and I only have 2 requests:

Poop emoji
Eggplant emoji

A girl just canceled our first date to watch Avenger's Endgame with her friends. Pres ++ to pay respects.

Heard a CEO say at a conference that they hire the most competent candidate. Unless there is a woman in the candidates. Then they hire the woman.
That seems pretty sexist to me.

Some people simply don't get it,
// Via reddit

It happens 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

Please vent your anger on this marvelous picture of a heterochromatic kitten

This is why I love working where I work. I worked extra hours until 9pm to get an ITest environment ready for one of my customer teams. I came in this morning to a little prezzie and a thank you card signed by the entire customer team. This is what awesome culture looks like.

Just found on internet haha.

Good morning campers,
It has come to be known that LetsEncrypt will be moving on from a "Small" Certificate Authority to one of the big guys with their own Root certificates in the coming months.

https://letsencrypt.org/2019/04/...

Now for the average joe this means nothing, besides awaiting for root certificate updates to flow down for their operating system 🤔 but for LE, that's a major step up in such a short time of being in existence.

BOYS ITS HERE

WE FINALLY GOT SPACE VACUUM IN PHOTO

U can forget wearing your pants but never these 3...

I get the mobile app dev job and they let me use Flutter to build apps

Considerations when looking for a tech video course:

5%: Does it have good ratings
5%: Is it priced reasonably
90%: Does the narrator have a smooth soothing voice with an intonation which keeps me dreamy & enchanted, yet with an energized articulation, like a cup of Jasmin tea with clover honey on a dreary Sunday afternoon.

The content may be very good, but if I have to sit through 30 hours of material, you better tickle my ears the right way.

Versioning level 9000

AIGht man thats enough

The Database Manifesto is arriving soon....

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