That's us pals

Dear coders,
Indexing starts from 0, not counting.

Let's make a JavaScript framework and call it Vanilla.js just to fuck with everybody.

I built a gaming PC and have been addicted to it for the last few months (rocket league, subnautica, Xcom2 mostly) and my Girlfriend complained that we didn't do anything anymore... solution? I built her one too (now she won't stop playing prison architect!)

I think I might just have to marry her.

When you're going away for the weekend..

heavy Breathing
#chrome

No, intern. You do not know more than I do. Stop talking.

Ever stopped coding for a few weeks and then you came back and you feel like a bloody greenhorn?

Apparently this company doesn't know what HTML5 is or didn't care and decided to use the logo anyways...

DON'T LIST A JOB UNDER "PHP DEVELOPER REQUIRED" IF THE SPECIFICATIONS MENTION NOTHING ABOUT PHP BUT ASK FOR WORDPRESS AND WOO COMMERCE EXPERIENCE YOU UTTER BLOODY GRAVY BOAT

Literally JUST told a client FUCK YOU, PAY ME! We both gonna legal up for this shit.

Logic

Quality assurance is not a high point for niantic is it? I was able to find a rather interesting bug while playing pokemon go.

http://imgur.com/gallery/54iBQ
TLDC (Too Long Didn't Click)

I found that I could log into my account on two different phones and now I can be in two places at once, so to speak.

devRant cross 10k downloads on Android, what about ios?

You know you're backend when it took you 30 minutes to program the inner workings of the platform... and 4 days to make it look pretty.

Pun of decade

while working on a website, I left a line of php code that echo's 'it fucking works' when a call is successfully made to the server. Two weeks later it hits me while I'm in bed that I never removed that line.

anyone else feel bullied when they put something on stack overflow for help
I'm just learning C++ for internship and they're so harsh and make me feel stupid :(

A couple of weeks ago I posted about me making my own reclaimed desk, after a long process of sanding and oiling constantly here is the finished product and I couldn't be happier

I always find great geek wear.

... I have no words...

Major requirement of becoming a developer is being a good googler

!rant

As much as we love to complain about our PMs and coworkers, I feel blessed to be in a field where after working all day, I enjoy what I do so much I come home and work on my own projects. Who's with me?

I laughed and cringed shortly after.

Wow! After 8 years using Obj-C i really feel like I've mastered this...aaaaand...everything is in Swift now :/

Client: it's very important that we go live with the app's sign up process.

Me: ...but the mobile apps aren't complete yet.

Client: Yes, but marketing says we need to start getting downloads and sign-ups so we get better ratings than our competitors.

Me: ...but the user won't be able to do anything.

Client: We'll add the rest later when we have users!

The moment when your client starts acting like your PM 🙁🔫

About to sell the table I made in between jobs

I only use super old mechanical keyboards at home... anyone else? 😄

The other day I got a call from Windows Support about my computer being infected with a virus. I only have a Mac but knowing this was a scam call I played along for 15-20 minutes. Then I finally told the person calling that I don't have any computer running Windows and he got quite angry and wondering "why are you wasting my time?". Told him it was to prevent him from calling and scamming other people. He yelled "fuck off" and hung up. Made my day :)

How do you handle these phone calls?