just started an AI project (yes I know, very descriptive). should i have 20 nested for loops???

Seriously. My bullshit meter gets fired up quite often while reading tech media headlines.

I'm sure some here can relate.

(From "Dark Humor" FB page)

Friend: What is the easiest way to become a developer?

Me: Just buy an Android phone.

So Class, today I want to tell you a thing or two about UDP but I am not sure whether you'll get.

How to talk as a dev to a dev:
1.) Talk normally
2.) Start shouting
3.) Slow down but say it more aggressively
4.) Realise you made a mistake and/or misunderstood something
5.) Explain why it's not your fault
6.) Explain why it's someone elses fault
7.) Repeat

One of my friends purchased a bootable USB of ubuntu for around 40 USD.

Rare species in their natural habitat.

Funny definition of fibonnacci, this is about right.

Damn, I'm at 70K now. This has been one hell of an awesome journey already!

Full rant coming tomorrow but I just had to say this :)

[object Object]

In the beginning there was darkness

$: git init

And there was light

The future boys!

Sorry of how I got my first job:

NULL

I met my boss in a bar...
He said that he needs someone testing their security. I said that I was in security.
He emailed me.
That's it. 😂

If something works badly on macOS, people blame a specific application. If something works badly on Windows, people blame Windows.

🤔😶

What?????? I am speechless

My friend’s son :) learning fast 😅👶🏻

Did someone call the IT Department?!

[Dark Rant]

I'm sick of this stupid tech world.

Don't get me wrong, I love tech. I just can't stand anymore the global brainwashing that we're part of.

Think about all the huge companies making profit on our data. For a better service, yeah sure, but do we really understand what the cost is?

Ok sure, you don't care about your data because you trust these companies and the advantages are all worth it. What about the fact that we are all forced to buy the next new smartphone after 2 years?

Like if removable batteries were a problem for us, users. Or like the audio jack. Because now someone decided that the pricey wireless headphones are Just What You Need™.

Do you think you own your smartphone?
No, you don't. You are paying a bunch of money for something that soon will be just a useless brick of glass and metal which you can't repair. But you'll be happy anyway.

Someone is so happy to the point that they will defend their favorite company, doesn't matter how they decided to stick it into their ass.

Open your eyes, you've been brainwashed.

Literally xD

The CAP is ON.

Very true..

Nice...

When she's into IT

Embrace the notch!

Stuck in an elevator..?

Mail call!

Do you guys have "principles", like a moral law you won't ever break ? Such as never working for a start-up, a specific CMS, etc?

I'm deeply anti-military for personal / historical reasons (plus you'll get hard time to find a dude that is less patriot than me), and yesterday my company announced that they won the call for tender that have been made by the french defense ministry, this is the biggest contract my company got, and obviously they take it seriously.

So it means that in about two weeks, we'll start a new project and work with the army to understand their needs and stuff. And I can't leave because I haven't finished my studies yet...

I feel like I'm betraying myself...

Types of headache 😂