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Talking to my angry girlfriend is the hardest debugging process.
I can't even find out what went wrong44 -
My roommate was sleep talking last night. She said: "It doesn't work!"
I wonder if she was debugging in her sleep...4 -
Normal people talking:
Alice: Are you on Facebook?
Bob: No.
Alice: OMG!!! YOU'RE NOT ON FACEBOOK!? Do you live under a rock?
Programmers talking:
<Replace all instances of Facebook with github>9 -
How to talk as a dev to a dev:
1.) Talk normally
2.) Start shouting
3.) Slow down but say it more aggressively
4.) Realise you made a mistake and/or misunderstood something
5.) Explain why it's not your fault
6.) Explain why it's someone elses fault
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Nose picking manager.
I mean this fucker picks his nose even when he’s talking face to face,
And am not talking about just cleaning it,am talking about putting the finger in all the way and probably trying to dial a number...6 -
Things I learned this week so far:
Programmers consider talking to a rubber duck a totally normal thing4 -
When you are talking with Client and he wants alert that you can't use password because it's already in use...
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Why do people walk around holding their phone in front of their face talking to someone on loud speaker?!12
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That moment when your non dev friends are talking about V8 engine, and it takes you a few moments to realize they are talking about cars.3
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Got a marketing email talking about the "No Code" revolution. They're talking to the wrong girl here.
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When you're talking on your phone and have a panic attack because you can't feel your phone in your trouser pockets...4
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Everybody talking about Machine Learning like everybody talked about Cloud Computing and Big Data in 2013.4
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Finally YouTube implemented something from the porn websites. I'm talking about quick video review on thumbnails.6
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I'm almost an introvert. I don't like talking to people much. I prefer to listen. Today one of the graduating seniors told me I should talk to people more. But I've been doing fine so far without talking to more people.12
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That moment when you understand and love your most hated enemy in c. Yepp. I am talking about pointers. 😍16
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Managers here talking about 'Apple versus Android'. I'm tempted to ask them about 'Samsung versus iOS' 😁🤣5
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So my friend who was talking about Privacy and stuff about a minute ago is now using Google and Facebook.
Why?26 -
Me: *talking to my rubber duck*
Parents: "Who're you talking to?"
Me: "I'm calling my team"
Parents: *walks in*
Parents: "what the FUCK"6 -
Forgot my headphones, I can already guess how my day is going to be.
I might have to try talking...4 -
My bro and I are going home from a concert and talking.
Bro: Man, my life's made out of problems you can't just solve by definition.
Me: You didn't tell me you started working with java.
Later I realised he was talking about problems with his gf.4 -
When talking about devRant, which terminology do you use for ++s?
A: Plus pluses
B: Plus ones
C: Upvotes
D: Likes16 -
Was talking to a woman who recently found her lost phone.
After talking about apps which track your phone I asked her if she had an iPhone or an Android.
Her response: "I've just got a Samsung eh"7 -
Fuck I hate it so much talking to any of the hosting support chats, seriously questioned if it's some brainless bot talking, after I literally just answered his question (and ~3 times before that) and he asks it again
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Please stop talking to me, please....... As an introvert, please shut up and stop taking to me, there's a reason I don't continue talking to you after answering your questions.... its exhausting already!!!!!!14
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Talking to google assistant in Allo feels like talking to your that friend who has some random link ready for every damn topic.
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The moment when you're really into coding and then, a family member enters your workspace and starts talking to you.4
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My father was talking shit about Apple whilest he meant Linux and I was just sitting there agreeing to him :)1
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My friends and I should be studying for our finals. Instead we're laying around talking about programming. Life is good.3
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Java is kind of like teenage sex--everyone is always talking about it, but in reality they don't even know what they're talking about.
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Being a programmer for a while now it always irritates me to try to explain what I'm working on to friends and family. I forget what I knew before I developed. I'm always like "I made the strings in the database- oh I mean the words...well they're actually more like strings of letters- well anyway I made a code to sanitize the user input- I mean make it so it is secure before uhhh saving." I spend so much time watering what I'm saying down I forget what I'm talking about
It's not even funny. It'd be funny if one single person in my family or friend group understood what I meant to some degree.3 -
Me and friend talking about a paper.
Friend: how much do you want me to read?
Me: readln
Friend: ??? -
Showed devRant to a fellow computer science student, he smiled and said it's like 9gag for nerds. Never talking to him again.7
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My current company. It's locker room talk 24/7
I am a man. I don't mind sex, but my colleagues, and my boss, are talking like Trump was talking to Billy Bush in that bus. I am contemplating complaining to HR, who happens to join them in mentally undressing women and other lewd conversations, or handing in my resignation15 -
Woah?! Shiit? What was that?
What caused such ridiculous pain?
Oh. Just Germans talking English again.6 -
Yet another bullshit app to cure your problems that have taken place by not talking to people. No app can give you the comfort equal to talking to a person that cares about you can give. Go talk to some real people ffs.
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Radio Fucking One. Shit music and Dick heads talking about TV programmes involving the fake tanned brain dead chavs dating/talking about each other and this bollocks is contaminating our youth and should be stopped. Bastard shit bollocks.6
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I'm regretting actually going to social events with my family. It goes exactly as I expect it:
Brother is talking to his friends, mother talking to my brother's friend's mom. And I'm awkwardly sitting aside on devRant... -
Why is it that CS students with no industry experience lament about HTML all the time?
I don't get the weird obsession with talking about how it's "not a programming language"
No one who knows what they're talking about is claiming it is.
Hyper Text *Markup* Language.
Markup is in the name.13 -
The importance of headphones is to avoid listening to co-workers talking nonsense all day long, especially young people.10
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Joins Skype group dev talk
20mins in mutes microphone
Co worker mentions something I am working on
Me: starts talking for a minute
Coworker: randomly interrupts me, like legit no warning, he just started talking....
Me: wait what da faq
OH wait I'm not mute....
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People are talking about Windows VS Linux about security, meanwhile: https://wikileaks.org/vault7/...5
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You know you're talking to a sales guy:
"What's the URL for your API?"
"Um, I don't think we have one." -
Not me but my husband @WhAtEvErYoUmEaN keeps updating our pillows, doesn't like certain customer servers and tends to tell our cats to get a job/ point them to job counseling.4
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Interviewed a guy yesterday and asked what languages he knows...
"I'm really, really good at HTML"8 -
When I see people talking about an application I developed and published on Play Store, and saying how good is it.1
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I want to pause my music so I can focus, but I have two co-workers right next to me who are working in a problem. I could take my laptop somewhere else, but I would rather they just shut the hell up, or go book a damn conference room.
I could just say that .. or just be lazy and post about it on dev rant. 😅
Also, fuck open workspaces. I never though I'd miss the cubical, but the open work space is a new level of hell.1 -
There are 3 type of people.
-Those who don't know what i am talking about
-Those who don't care what i am talking about
-Those who know ascii and 3 means 35 -
Talking to a computer: change bootstrap class onclick javascript
Talking to an human: Good morning, please how do I change the bootstrap class when I click on an element with Javascript, thank you, I love you. -
I start shaking and getting nervous when there is something I really, really want to say.
Today in school we started talking about Amazon Alexa and privacy.
This topic concerns me a lot and I started talking in front of the whole class about Google and things they do to spy on you. After about 30 seconds of me talking I started shaking because there was so much I wanted to say and with so much enthusiasm and also a bit of anger.13 -
My non-techie girlfriend tends to get a tad pissed at me when she understands what people are talking about when she overhears them talking about programming stuff, e.g. "website with Python backend" or "differences between JavaScript and EcmaScript"... what can I say, she's the best rubber duck there is!1
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There should be a NGO for properly destroying scammers. And I'm not talking about documenting the scams. I'm talking about having the resources to deny them service, find their identities and report them to authorities. Even meddle with their computers using malware.
These people are preying on mostly elderly people and stealing their money.3 -
I hate the tech influencers that talk about clown strike and they obviously have no idea what they’re talking about go watch John Hammond before talking about what cnn said you assfuck
Y’know what maybe I just hate tech influencers10 -
I feel so much better when I actually talk through problems I’m having with a project with someone that can help me brainstorm. It sometimes makes me feel bad because I didn’t do it myself, but there’s also a lot of things that I learn through the process.2
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Shitty meme I made when talking to a friend about how much I hate dealing with UX and people problems:
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Get CC'd from one person to another is the equivalent of getting transferred whenever talking to customer service.1
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Almost 2 years working at this small IT company that has 7 developers and I just had my first small-talk conversation with the lead senior developer that was not related to work.
Maybe I'm in the minority, but I like to be able to chat to my colleagues instead of just saying "Good morning" and "See you tomorrow" and discussing my tasks. In any case, I'll go get a coffee and get back to coding.1 -
So at my work no one ever like talks to me, so today someone was talking to me and I had to look behind me twice to realise that someone was actually talking to me. Such fun.
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I cant wait for edgey hipster SoDev students to start talking to me about underground git repositories that they use. Although, at least they'll stop talking to me about ML, NN, and crypto.3
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When you generate code to generate code (boilerplate classes and functions) you realize you're talking it a little too far 😄9
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You know you're talking about something too much when your keyboard will autocorrect 'fucking' with 'fuchsia' .-.4
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Damn, sometimes I want to rant about something rather badly, but feel I can't as I'd inevitably mention something way to specific which would identify me way too easily 🕵️♂️
I'll just say talking to our offshore dev team really does feel like talking to a brick wall 😒4 -
I'm working as a software intern and the room where I work is almost always quiet. And then there's some people who come in and talk, but at that point I don't mind because it's better than straight silence. Anyway, yeah2
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You know when you preorder something… and when the delivery day is very close they postpone it…
And no, I'm not talking about a game… I'm talking about a fucking smartphone I bought online. -
That moment when you realize the developer you're talking to thought that `class` was a React API. 😬6
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After two weeks of isolation, talking to my GraphQL endpoint almost feels like talking to a human.1
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A senior engineer, while talking about adding encryption to the application, mentioned using SHA256 for that purpose.13
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Am I the only one who is sick of seeing all these "OpenAi" / "GPT something" pictures and everybody talking about it?7
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Manager: make some AI for this project it is simple.
Me: what are we talking about?
Manager: I want to get a report about any topic in our ERP just by talking to the software.
Me: 😓3 -
my wife and I where talking about the new Star Wars movie and she starts talking about how Star Wars needs mor Jar Jar, and how lovable he is.
The big problem is that I know she is serious.2 -
Be good at speaking! I've landed 3 dev jobs, without any formal education, merely because I'm good at talking. Bigly good!3
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!dev
Today, on the Hypocrite show we have a bunch of hypocrit wankers talking meta. For example, this just in, a bunch of talkative wanker classmates, all gorls (yes, this is not a typo (yes it's for sarcastic goal (yes read it in Gru's voice (no I don't do Lisp stop asking)))), start talking about how they don't like their lower-graders talking too much they, the previously mentioned "gorls", are around and would prefer them to shut up and let enjoy their "peace and quiet". Oh I don't know, you wankers wants my 2-page 11px complain on you talking too much in class and everywhere you go?6 -
Why is everyone talking about this Silicon Valley Tv Show. I just started watching it, and i cant stop 😅😣1
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There is this developer talking to an ops guy behind me and I was tuning them out until she suddenly said, "Are you tweeting? .. While I'm talking to you?"
Everyone laughs, including her. She adds, "I don't know whether to be offended or impressed." -
Weekly drama call 1.
(the number reflects the devrant broadcast count not the actual count).
We work with a remote team and the project manager there just loves to talk. It started as something adorable(?) but it's just plain annoying now. He keeps on talking and talking and talking. We just muted him, had a good laugh and missed nothing. Nobody has any idea when he'll stop.
:/
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Hate it when some apps disregard the "auto screen rotation lock". Yes OnePlus's Oxygen OS I'm talking about your calculator app.1
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Everyone knows about the origins of the "metaverse" but everyone keep talking about it as it was something positive.3
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Wound up talking about baby names with a friend
Apparently wanting to name my hypothetical future daughter Buffy is ridiculous13 -
Longest/shortest job interview you ever had?
My shortest was under 10m, i came in for the wrong function via a recruiter.
My longest is 135m the guy just kept on talking and talking and talking and....8 -
Having fun with my nvidia graphic card 😎..........
I am talking about graphic card's packet not graphic card LOL
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I bet in 5 years there won‘t be anyone more talking about the dangers of GDPR. It‘s always the same.3
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Full stack developer?! Which one is hard front end or back end? I'm talking about MEAN other than mongodb!4
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Talking about stickers.. I have only "We are developers" on my laptop, the other two I put somewhere else.
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Is there any fun ways to learn code? I'm talking about smth like CodeCombat but it is so childish...4
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Customer calls
Talking about some new feature he haven't totally thought about. so i tell him to think about it.
Talking about a bug, but can't reproduce it.
Talking about another enormous new feature but halt it after hearing the initial estimation.
Total time waster = 1.5 hours for every day.
DON'T LET CUSTOMERS WASTE YOUR DEVELOPMENT TIME.
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I saw somebody talking about some freelancing websites but i can't seem to find the rant. Any recommendations?
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How do you deal with incompetent developers who take the glory of work because they are good at talking?7
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On a coffee break with two mates. Both answering calls from talent seekers. Me talking to a machine as and ranting...
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When I fuck up I like to punish myself by playing Modern Talking in endless loop while fixing the code...
https://youtube.com/watch/...2 -
I am at a work seminar and the presenter is talking bullshit about artificial neural nets.
Unfortunately I can't punch him through the webcam. This is frustrating. Why do morons who know nothing about neural nets always insist on talking about them?7 -
IDK exactly, probably just other people talking about interesting things...
Or even just tits on instagram :(
I can't help myself2 -
!dev
the most ridiculous things get the best backing on kickstarter
I'm talking 200% of initial funding2 -
How can i advertise my open-source applications to the community?
(Especially talking about Linux-applications)4 -
So apparently friends have access to privates.
Just some coding thoughts. Yes I'm talking about C++, not...
Indeed, programmers are tiny Gods.1 -
This week is the week of planning ahead for the whole left year upto beginning of next year.
My tongue has muscle soreness, my brains gyri are straightened out, my throat is hoarse... And talking really feels like licking a cactus.
I. Hate. Talking.
Just one more day with 8 hours of meetings.
*drools*9 -
On a bus with my headphones on.
The person next to me talking on the phone.
bass_solo.dsd
Live-like experience. -
Mute your mic and turn off your goddamn cam while someone's talking in an online class FOR FUCKS SAKE!3
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What are webhooks anyway? From what I read, they are just a fancy way of talking about APIs and HTTP requests.6
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I am attending a lecture about IBM mainframe computing and I have no idea about what the lecturer is talking about1
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When a bugs comes out and you are not able to fixed
Do you start talking to your self ?
Being talking to my self for a while......7 -
New to working with git in a large scale application. I've used it in personal things, but not at an enterprise scale.
"genius" me: git pull origin {{dev branch name}}
"genius" me: why won't any of these tests work?
"genius" me: spends 2 hours working on fixing some tests
actual genius that I work with: Dude, revert that shit and pull from master, the tests will work. Don't pull from {{dev branch name}} because you have no idead what might be there.
This makes sense. Things are started and abandoned in favor of new priorities all the time. At least my PM is pretty cool and didn't freak out that I wasted that couple of hours like at a previous position.
Also, git is far superior to mstfs. Very smooth and easy to use once you get the hang of it.4 -
what is it that makes you cry? I'm not talking about two cute little tears, I'm talking bawling crying like 😭20
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Talking means more breathing. Breathing means more CO2 emissions.
Pointing instead of talking is just one step closer to saving the environment, and saving the world. -
Does anyone know of any great newsgroup?
I'm talking NNTP servers.
I'm morbidly curious, does anyone still use NNTP?5 -
The CTO of the company which released Websphere has the audacity of talking about simplifying deployment ecosystem.
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Discord server under development for software engineering, cyber security, networking, and IT talk in general. Looking to meet new people and talk :). @ me if you're interested in testing it.4
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I'm in a seminar they are talking about IT. The speakers is an idiot (really does graphic design and talking about no good products and so boring) and the other guests are writing down so much.6
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Me: *watches programming video on Y-Combinator*
Also Me: "why the heck are they talking about recursion and not funding startups?"2 -
Okay, what's the stupidest idea for a project?
I'm talking projects that you'll do only to show off that you can! With disregarding the "why" part.
I'm talking the 'connecting to the coffee machine and making coffee through the ssh connection' project, or creating a vim plugin that orders pizza.
Just how crazy can we get?1 -
Here's a brain teaser for you.
Does talking about the Master/Slave debacle technically classify as political discourse?5 -
thoughts of being homeless;
gym, ski - having a break;
talking with experienced people who open my eyes; -
every (cl)ass has reference of every other class and people are talking about modularity and encapsulation.#FML2
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What do you do if you have a superior colleague consistently subtweeting you and caught talking behind your back?6
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PHB heeds my advice to hire another person. PHB thinks it needs to be filled immediately and starts talking to TEKsystems.
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I had a client with an ongoing project. Everything was going fine until her boy-asshole-friend talked to me by phone... He was so ignorant.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not talking about the ignorant who doesn't know anything. I'm talking about the ignorant who doesn't know a shit but he is talking about it and refuses to get a professional advice. He told me explicitly: "Don't use test server for testing your project. Do it directly on production"
Unnecessary to say that my client "suspended" the project.1 -
There was a murder at a mime convention.
People that were there know who did it, but nobody is talking.2 -
Whenever someone asks me if I am afraid of snakes, I get confused if he is talking about reptiles or Python.2
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Virgin Galactic unity 22 spaceflight live. ( just trash talking right now )
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Asp.net before MVC, I'm talking all the VB syntax and .aspx files garbage. Feels like I'm working in the year 2003. 😭1
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Today I went to a restaurant and I heard some "developers" talking about games. They were talking about an unfamous MOBA game. And the next thing I heard was "I hate MOBA games.... There are too many players". I never went back to that restaurant.
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Anyone have experience with using memcached for sessions? Talking about safe and fast user recognition between PHP and node.js3
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We really out here still talking about the fucking weather as a conversation starter? This shit is painful.9
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Have you ever need "modify/edit" button in your real world in talking??!
I told my GF a memory which I had with my frnds. It was about drinking and hangOver. She said "You didn't tell that to me!!" I said "I said that before! " again she said "No you didn't!!!" At that moment I was just looking for a modify/edit button!!!😒😒 -
!rant
I see a lot of dislike on Wordpress here, which I do agree and I loathe it just as much. But what’s your opinion on Wix.com?
I’ve used it before, and it’s way worst than Wordpress for me.
PS: Let’s not talk about this from a non-dev standpoint cause we can come to a consensus that these are friendly (and made to be so) for them, until they want a certain feature on their site.
PSS: I’ve not seen much of a discussion about Wix since coming on, but there seems to be a lot about Wordpress.3 -
Any non-task-specific talking in the office... I always try not to be too curious, but it's damn hard ;)
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NotARant:
Post your workday schedule! How many of your have Scrums? How many hours are you in meetings/talking/coding3 -
Have I mentioned how I hate hypocritical old men talking about Shriner or masonic work they don't believe in10
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How do they parse and arrange the input and then generate the output with neural nets for talking bots?7
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For everyone that merged to master today (Friday) you're the real MVP*.
*Not talking about Minimum Viable Product ok?1 -
My family was super chill about it. My dad just does his best to let me know I need to stop talking when I start talking "over his head".
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I'm gonna have an interview that will include talking about php. Problem is, I haven't touched php in 5 years. What do I need to know to sound like I know what I'm talking about? "Mmm yes I really like Laravel dependency injection, it makes managing dependencies so much easier"?5
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What do you guys use for email providers these days?
I'm talking more for custom domains, not sending/receiving5
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