Everytime I need to edit a document

When you try and edit a CSS file you did 3years ago.

Click Edit > Copy, click Edit > Paste.

Every. Single. Time.

Add the next line when you don't want anyone to mess around with your code. ;)

// Autogenerated. Do not edit, all the changes will be undone.

Hello, anyone still interested in seeing my setup/battle station?

If yes, I'll post it in the comments ;D

Edit: posted it in a comment 😊

Always 😂

That, my fellow devRanters, is me using 3 TeamViewers to edit something on the server.

*me, 11 pm: "Welp, I think I'm gonna stop for tonight"
*Me, 2 am of same evening: "ThE eDiT fOrM iS fUnCtIoNaL aNd wOrKinG!!!"

*my friends wanted to learn how to use linux*
My friend: "So, how do you edit this file ?"
Me: "Use Vim" *sadistic smile*

I laughed for five full minutes.

Edit: Still cracks me up😂😂😂

Just spent 30 minutes trying to work out why my page will not load a JavaScript file even though I could manually browse to the file:

<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/js" href="js/home.js" />

I then proceeded to take a 5 minute walk around the office and rethink my life decisions...

My uni implemented Bluetooth beacon based attendance monitoring.

Raspberry pi + cloned beacons = 100% attendance.

Idiots 😂

(Edit for clarity: app on smartphone, Bluetooth beacon in each room)

When you try to edit person's phone number in dev environment and see this hilarity.

its amazing how far technology has come. I can edit a hi-res image in real time with a computer smaller than my hand.

We had a short power outage this morning. 30 min later I got an "urgent" call that someone's "computer" was not working in another branch of our company.

Not one person in that branch could figure this out so after them repeatedly messaging and calling me for around an hour I decided to come over.

I found out that the power wall plug to the monitor has a switch on it which this person accidentally kicked...

I fixed his problem in around 20 seconds. This same employee was one that somehow had his email account previously "hacked" and 8000 phishing emails were sent from his account in 1 hour.

I honestly think it is amazing people like this can even use a computer at all...

Asking a question on Stackoverflow, explained as best as I can, provided links code everything.

5 minutes later I see a notification. Wooooo someone will help me fix my problem.

Some Indian dude suggested an edit.

You know what his edit was?
...
CAPITALIZING THE FUCKING LINKS

Using atom editor to edit source code for atom
W O A H

Someone just asked me to edit a video.

"I just assumed IT ppl know all aspects"

.....lol

"Write drunk; edit sober." - Ernest Hemingway

I suck at UI.

Do you think anyone will notice 😋

Edit: I forgot to add the picture. 😑

yeeeah, seems legit xD

EDIT: programs like internet xD I'm dying

I was trying to procrastinate with swag :P

Edit credits - Nik the coworker with Nik as his nickname (nik0333)

Finally received the sticker I ordered with vim shortcuts. Now ants around me can edit efficiently >.<

When another programmer tries to edit your code.

dfox used his sudo power! That edit wasn't there yesterday

omg, I can edit my rant now! Thanks @dfox and @trogus

I remember seeing a funny comment, but then they put, “Edit: Thanks for the likes!” Which then makes the comment unfunny

Come in. Edit one line of code. Fix the problem. Walk out feeling like a God.

I had to edit it or else it would look boring af.
Just a cheap laptop

Btw: I made the photo and edit one week before knowing devRants wk119 will be devDeks xD

- How can we make sure the age input is an integer?
- Let's add some incremental buttons for edit it.
- Nice, sounds pretty safe and convenient

When the client says "I just need a really easy edit, shouldn't take more than a few minutes."

*in my head* "Oh really? Can you do it? No? Then don't tell me how easy it is going to be to find the one line of code I need to edit out of thousands of lines in hundreds of files."

People that edit a comment on YouTube and say "thanks for the likes" are fuckin stupid.

Don't edit someone else library

So my job doesnt use any version control. They just edit the files directly from the network drive. Wtf? Is this the 90's?

Guys, when you have to manually edit records in the prod DB, please at least make sure that your overweight cat isn't rolling around on the keyboard...

Any one knows the meaning of "s" or ""d". Because I don't know😐

I fucked up my brain while learning brainfuck! 😣

Edit: And yeah, I still don't know how to use it...

Most Irritating moment
When u gonna edit any webpage and want to open it using Notepad and
By mistakenly u presses

"Open with Microsoft Visual studio or Android Studio"
😫

Finally started on my home lab! Can’t wait to do some fancy things with it!!!

Dell PowerEdge 2950
$10.00 (+tax)

Edit: tags and photo

WTF!? Why? Just.... why? I'm in Incognito mode as well!

EDIT: Ok, it turns out it's a TV show. Never mind...

Support forums with no possibility to edit your posting. 🤬
You'd like to correct your typos?
Oh too bad...

When you have to edit your StackOverflow question, because you left swearing in the code sample

Believe it or not… This means shit is doing what it is supposed to…

EDIT: Sorry for length web client users .-.

South Africa Electricity:

This is after I lost my 7th 3000VA online UPS...

In South Africa we have 240V power most of the time which is great, but then there is scheduled power outages (because our electricity companies cannot "handle the load").

When we have a power outage we have automatic generators which brings everything back up although there is still the 1 minute drop which has weird spikes and odd voltages before switching to the generator (as the generators wait until they are stable)

This has being destroying our equipment, we had a $2000 repair bill 3 TIMES for 3 SEPERATE Xerox Machines that have surge protectors although their circuit board somehow fried.

We have lost 7 3000VA UPSes (3 different brands) and 5 voltage regulators we put to protect the UPSes.

The one UPS that fried just had 2 dead fuses, I decided to replace them (unplugged the batteries to avoid 240V) and when plugging the batteries back in there was a huge spark and flame and the metal and plastic melted onto the board and turned black (the metal pins to connect the battery are non existant now)

I am done with electricity...

P.S. 2 of our generators also got hit by lightning as we are high on a hill and ALL the plastic cable coverings inside the generator were melted

I edit text files for a living

"Wanted: Dangerous PHP Developer"

I edit on live during peak hours with no backups using basic Notepad over an unencrypted network. That dangerous enough?

Fuck you OnePlus, fuck you.

Edit: I blocked open.oneplus.net in my DNS as well.

How.....
I wish I would be a developer in 2011..
..

Using AI to draw me a table that will look good in my small kitchen corner, just wanted to see some ideas slightly different from basic ones:

"a small table, big enough for only 2 chairs. The table sits in the corner of a room."
.....
*sigh...edit
"the table has only 4 legs!"
...
*sigh...edit
"the chairs are not physically attached to the table"
...
...
...edit
"The table legs do not go through the table and in to the ceiling"

...fuck it.. I'm off to ikea

So today I made my first basic program in C++ from scratch that worked! After some troubleshooting.. But I thought of ways I could edit it and make it better!

Does anyone else inspect element and edit the DOM when you're browsing to give yourself a better experience?

When you edit in the browser and press refresh by mistake 😡😡😡😡

I dont like it when i have to edit an old code made by a previous developer, i dont want to touch that spaghet.

*team worried about Slack conversations being tracked in the company*
Solution: Shared text file over network. Edit and save it for private communication. Best idea ever?

Proud of being accepted in the devRant family ^^

EDIT: Not proud of messing the screenshot crop up :(

Ever got confused where to find settings for desktop app?

File -> Settings
Edit -> Preferences
Tools -> Options

Working on a script that shows weather in a notification because why the hell not.

[edit] such compression much wow, thanks devrant

Hey DevRant devs, could we get an edit button?

A random person on Zuckerbook.

Edit: The question was an open source alternative for Android.

I decided to make some minimalist icons for my launcher. What do you guys think?
Edit: I just noticed the devrant color is slightly too light. Will fix soon

When you edit some HTML with the developer console and then your grandmother says: "But you have to undo it after this, because the owner will be not amused when they see that you have edited their website."

Jup this is how the internet works: everyone can edit their website :D

Powershell should die.

I have a simple bash script I made that allows me to download almost any video from the internet. Works great and took me only a few minutes to make.

The only issue is it bash meaning Windows doesn't run it natively. I am not able to install linux Subsystem or bash, etc on the server.

So I decided to rewrite it in powershell thinking it should be Okay and I have never struggled with so much retardedness in my life. After 40+ tabs in chrome and a massive headache, it finally works.

Microsoft should kill powershell entirely and rethink their scripting language.

Also VBA should have died 10 years ago.

— Filezilla *open prod ftp*
— right click a file *edit*
— edit the file, save,
— filezilla *save new file*

I believe @Jase/@jAsE/@theRealJase/@myAss is an outsourced devRant account managed by poor chinese dogs paid by a rotten ratmeat.

Edit: And I am his ++ bot.

When the multi billion euro company you work for doesn't use a CMS, but let's the content editors edit your precious HTML and CSS.

Just found out you can subscribe to yourself.

Bitch, I won't even open my editor for $15, how dare you propose me to edit a script for that?

It's alive 😮

Edit: oh shit that was 10 days ago

Everyone prepare for notif madness!

Hey so found another tiny bug, well more like a typo, if you're​ a subscriber and you go to edit a post more than it's time limit in this after 57 mins you get the old can't edit after 5 minutes alert dialog message, super easy to fix (I guess lol) and not too important

PM just asked me "can you edit that exe file?" Needless to say I walked out.

Its 1:30am (South Africa) just had my 8 drive raid 50 fail on one of our main servers after 3 sudden drive failures at the same time after lightning struck our network and blew 2 Cisco 48 port switches...

Its gonna be a longgg fucking night.

Google, try, edit, fail, repeat

Why do you make my life hard? Edit: tasks*

How can you be called a senior developer when you edit a giant SQL stored without first making a backup....

I got this message 30 minutes ago. I do edit videos but, only for my YT channel. So, should I respond?

WSL is fucking great isn't it...

EDIT: Also how fucking janky is the new windows terminal!

Any possibility of adding an edit button to devrant? It's sad to a s
Good rant/comment ruined by typos and autocorrect fails.

Teams refuses to edit a message unless it is seen by at least 1

If you want to edit large text files, I found out that JOE will handle 1GB+.

Yay for 28 year old software.

Remind me why I use Win**** again. I just cannot understand how stuff like this can even happen.

I wonder what the average age is of a ranter on devRant.

I just found out that some of the ranters I have seen around quite often are only around 18 (like I am).

Also I wonder what age people begin professionally programming since I have been working at a company since I was 16 and still work there. (I have programmed since I was around 8 so I already had a lot of experience.)

*Writes Slack message*
*Sends*
*Notices mistake*
*Goes to edit*
*Accidentally pins message*
*Goes to edit*
*Accidentally deletes*

*Gives up on life*

Not being able to edit rants after 5 minutes. Apparently you can upset people if you're not entirely clear in your rants. Who knew?

I shall see you all in a few weeks /salute

EDIT: I have no idea why the image is so W I D E

Is there's an "edit history" feature in DevRant. Some comments makes no sense after a post is edited.

I'm thinking of posting "Arch Linux and Firefox for the win. Who's with me?"

Then, when I have some comments, I'll switch it to "Windows 8 and IE for the win. Who's with me?"

That could ruin a lot of lives.

Don’t you hate it when people completly overcomplicates code?

The bottom one is my edit of the code.

When you're asked to create a PowerPoint presentation or edit a video because you're the "you know technology".

UGH.

I swear, 90% of the times I edit a message after posting, I'm turning "your" to "you're" and the other way around.

Occasionally have to edit typos that autocorrect has adapted to for some reason.

"Minor edit"?
Why do clients always have to try and quantify the amount of effort a task is going to take while having no clue as the actual work it is going to take?
MINOR EDIT!
I bet to them changing a fundamental law of the universe would be a "minor edit"

When you're asked to edit some code you've never written... Feels like Alice in Wonderland... completely lost...

I think its time to go to bed 😐
Edit: i forgot to attach the image
Edit 2: Where the fuck is the picture
Edit 3: You cant edit a rant to add a picture in devRantron, check comments for picture.

Just got a new mousepad :D

Edit: why is there a rant tag that I didn't add :(

Thanks for messing up my home directory!!!

Edit: Tell me when you have to scroll 2x your display height

One day I want to replace all "ERROR" logs with "FUCK":

09-31-26: FUCK: Database not initialized.
09-31-26: FUCK: Unable to parse input.

I'm gonna EDIT!!!

Vim. For all the quick things I need to edit and for all the large things too, vim is always a trusty too. Specifically neovim.

Me: "Oh, I should use my phone to browse devRant"
Inner me: "Edit the HTML"

Uh yeah, the internet connection was dropped for a second while saving an edit of a comment. So I know why it "Whoops"'d.

Android 7.1.2.

Companies like this one do love exportation. What junior+ developer would switch jobs to an intern that is unpaid?

Not even students (Or graduates) can apply to this position.

How does the darkweb _actually_ work?

Edit: oops, wrong category. Sawy!

a friend of mine made this

EDIT: oh ok devrant isn't liking transparency

Never ever directly edit the source code of libraries.
Not to the smallest bit.

I just did that and forgot about it, then I wondered how a decent library like I used can produce such gobshite as it did. Several hours (!) later I discover my little "debug output" line in the library's source.
Goddammit I must have a well built table. And a well built head.

Coworker creates separate HTML files for create and edit pages. The HTML is identical in both pages.
The redundancy make me cri

@dfox @trogus I just noticed the little "modify" button on comments. Thank you for that :)

WELCOME TO THE FUTURE

WHERE YOU HAVE TO EDIT THE COMPILER TO FIX ERRORS

Made by @cozyplanes. All rights reserved.

DevRant should have:
- a Personal Message system
- Gifs&Images in Comments
- 100% dark theme
- Edit function

So our junior dev constantly asks really obvious things. But this one question really takes the cake.
So we have a small programm that opens a file browser and puts the selected files path in a line edit text box. So he comes over to me and says its broken because he cant edit the path in the text box. Weird, this shouldnt happen at all. Turns out this more than braindead tortoise thought it was just a regular piece of uneditable text and didnt even try to edit it. Its a FUCKING OBVOIUS EDITABLE TEXTBOX!!!!!
I facepalmed so hard that moment you could hear the slap half a mile away!

When the client has full CMS access but you, the programmer, is tasked to manually edit stuff.

Why I hate my job some days, the whole app crashes if you expand the details, then hit edit but is fine if you hit edit then expand the details. You gotta be kidding me.

@dfox awesome avatars, the devRant avatars are really nice addition and just avatar we can edit them too.

Never edit your fstab remotely.

Have a Monday Cat, all. Don't forget to wake up this morning!

(Image was dark, so had to edit into visibility. Yes, this is one of my cats.)

So was walking through a display homes with my partner and found this gem...

Edit: I have no idea why this rotated

git commit --amend --no-edit
git push -f

All of you complaining about Windows updating without your approval and I'm like: regedit.

When I edit something directly in production

When you misspelled your rant in devRant and you have no edit button...

When I think of booting into Windows to edit a document. Next thing I see:

Finished 100gb with 10Mbps in 9 days..
.
Fuck
Now 1Mbps for rest 21 days.😰😧😖

The more you design the less you code.

well, fuck

Why is it still painful, even with CSS5 and HTML5, to style a HTML checkbox???

I think it is retarded that you literally have to "hide" the checkbox and place your own box on it.

Apparently some smart shithead decided to override ctrl+f browser behavior when you edit files directly on github.

Edit renders only part of file and displays search under edit file label that disappears every time you find something. ( what if there is more then one occurrence smartass )

Default ctrl+f can’t find text on page unless it’s displayed.

Thanks morons.

If Gmail could let me edit the labels (that I've made myself) on the android app, that'd be greeeeeeeat. 😐

I think I should be able to crop&edit images before posting, right on devrant.

Hey, you can change your"fuckedup usernames"now(in case you aren't aware)
settings-edit username.
and you are done!
congo! for new "wwooww" name!!

Just started teaching my brother some programming. He is the type of guy that is always outside and almost never uses a computer.

So after teaching him a lot on dictionaries, ifs, etc. I ask him to make a dictionary app.

This is how he proceeds to name his variables:

var theOne = new Dictionary
var f***face = Console.ReadLine()

if (theOne.Contains(f***face)) {

var faffaf = Dictionary[f***face]
Console.Write(faffaf)

}

(Note this is simplified C#)

This is after I told him a few times that you should name your variables so others can understand what they are.

When you open and edit random config files

I love mathematics so I love programming.😃

Do I go to object-oriented hell?
Edit: sc and cc are now unset in Connect

When you have to edit a 100+ line method but you discover that it has 0 test coverage.
Feels bad :/

Goals before week 200:
- Release some tracks
- Play a few gigs
- Build python program which I've got in my head for some time now
- Master git workflow

Edit: typo

When your technical skills section starts to look like a a node_modules directory, it’s time to edit.

I recently updated all the stuffs on my Raspberry Pi 3.
Now nano* occasionally NULs out files I edit 🤔

*best CLI editor ever, change my mind

They are here! 😁 Thanks a lot!

Edit: Hmmm ... the photo looked better before I uploaded it.

When you new to devrant (and your autocorrect keeps changing it to servant) and you don't know how to edit your first post (add more tags)

PR Anti-Edit :: Prevent changes in your fork's branch

Found this gold on our test server today

Edit: Forgot to attach the image itself 😂

git commit -am 'update message'
Ooh ffs
git add -A
git commit -a --amend --no-edit

When will devRant support code blocks?

Like `code here`

Or:
```
Code here
```

I mean it's a programmer community...

Let’s see how well his goes...

Edit: I forgot the image :)

Was asked to setup a stream from OBS to GoToWebinar.

Just found out OBS supports LoveCams.com but doesn't support GoToWebinar...

Idk if its OBSes fault, GoToWebinars fault, or someone elses fault but I think it's funny that it would be easier for me to stream to lovecams and ask our attendees to watch there

that moment when you wait two weeks for client confirmation then he comes back with minor or silly edit then goes again another two weeks...

when operations team doesn't install nano because it is the wrong way to edit text ಠ_ಠ

Sitting here for half an hour.

EDIT: Shh..hard restart it is

Git reflog: an edit history for your edit history.

I have been working on this React project for more than a month, I just discovered the "defaultValue" attribute for a field. Please kill me.

I woke up this morning thinking "what if Trovalds doesn't GPL-released Linux" and i got like all:

Edit:
*Shooting stars music
:v

What in the actual fuck GitHub?!

Why can't I edit a file direct on the web UI? I was able to this morning! If I can't edit against master then why the fuck is the icon there?!

Also, why did you add the unnecessary step of "add tag" when I am fucking CLEARLY adding a new fucking tag.

Whenever I hear "this <person> is going to work on <project>" I edit my "bus factor of 1" wiki page.

Teams work on projects. People work on teams.

One of the DB guys at work writes DB packages like this:

- open package in PL/SQL developer
- copy code to notepad
- edit PL/SQL code in notepad (yes, fucking windows notepad)
- copy and paste back from notepad to PL/SQL developer
- commit

Everytime I see him edit DB packages I can feel my brain mass shrinking.

Say the world's source code was opened for anyone to edit, which function would you change?

// js land

function conception(e) {
e.preventDefault();
return;

// original code here
}

Ohh god kill me!! Instructing to edit the project on the last hour is the biggest sin someone could ever commit!! Fuck clients.

Why fucking windows explorer's search is fucking case-sensitive? I could not find any fucking option for it.

Edit : actually it's not but sometimes it couldnot find files

Since I became involved in backend dev, I do miss shaving.
Edit: which reminds me, I need to update my avatar.

Pretty recent one. I found that I can use Perl to edit files using a single cmd line (with regex search and replace). Loved it.

Today I had to edit wpa.conf file in Open WRT in vi because it didn't have enough space to install nano and dependig packages. FML

Friendship is a share in Google Drive with rights to edit.

Fucking lazy product managers....

Can't fucking care about renaming a word document....

The document says template you moron. You are supposed to duplicate it for your requirements. Not edit directly on the template.

And fuck whoever gave this moron edit access to a global template.

Fuck....

How often does this happen to you?

Hmm I need to install the nodemon package, ok so I enter:
npm install -g nodemon
Result:
npm WARN
npm WARN
npm ERR
npm ERR
npm ERR....

I then wonder why would it not work??? Then after looking at the errors I realise ohh:
sudo npm install -g nodemon

This literally happens to me almost every single time I install a package.

When you make an edit to your CSS expecting to break the UI but nothing happens

So lately, I've been screen recording when I am working on my projects just for fun. I'm using Ubuntu 18.04.1 LTS (Bionic Beaver) and SimpleScreenRecorder for screen recording. I'm using VidCutter for video editing but for some reason, it's giving me some errors and not able to save my edited videos. I don't want to do heavy video editing. I just want something like Windows movie make if some of you remember that.

😂😂damn true

Sexlife slow? Edit on production you're definitely be fucked!

Does anyone else here use PuTTY to SSH into a linux server and then create a tunnel into a Windows PC on that local network for remote desktop to pass through.

Learning git isn't time wasted. It's such a bad to email the code after each edit

I feel retarded. Just spent a good solid 15 minutes trying to figure out what was wrong:

<input id="#example" type="text">

let data = $('#example').val()

And I was sending data to the backend and wondering why it always came across as undefined...

Back then people used to edit their photos with OpenCV 😋

Copy-paste-edit. Started with javascript and PHP. I would copy a script and just edit some output. This was when blinking text, hit counters and guestbooks was all the rage.

How nice would be the edit rant feature

Why I cannot add picture in comments or edit comments from desktop browser but only from the app? it's really annoying :(

@dfox

Wasted so much time because I used or instead of and in an if statement. Why am I so fucking stupid sometimes.

Edit: Spelling

!Rant
Challenge NO.2
OK, im Kind of bored of using #NoHomo
As my Tag...
Now I ask you again to give me a new one!
Its easy
You will comment Tags and ++ the ones you Like and - - them if you dont.
The Tag with the most ++'s wins.
Time limit: 24 Hours
Simple right?
OK.
GO!
#NoHomo
EDIT 1: Added #NoHomo
EDIT 2: Added Time limit

We should have the ability to edit a rant

Edit feature has* arrived, now I can fix my spelling instead of replying and ragging about autocorrect!

Thanks google...

Edit: vat in Germany is 19% but that doesn't add up to 2,56$
According to the bill, vat was 0.33€ ($0.4)

Question for WSL users.

What's your workflow?
How do you edit the code from your IDE on Windows while the application is running in Linux?

It's a nice feeling. Even if the commits are rather small.

Edit: Should say "you've pushed" rather than "you've commited".

Solarized Dark anyone ? In my opinion one of the best scheme ever invented. Even if you don't like just edit it like you want, it will still be solarized dark.

Just heard South Africa is going into national shutdown and only essential businesses will be operational. (Hospitals, food, water, etc.) We currently only have 402 cases.

What's interesting is that our systems are internal (not connected to internet almost at all) so I need to setup our git repositories to be accessible from internet so I can work from home.

I am honestly done with COVID-19

My 2 cents on different OSes to use.

I think Linux is best for running servers and services and having long run times with little issues (when its Console and not GUI based.) But I have a lot of issues with using its GUI distributions like Ubuntu and it feels kind of unpolished in that area.

I prefer macOS for its GUI as it actually works and has far less issues than Windows GUI and is (IMO) better than Linux GUI's by far. But macOS just doesn't feel like it was designed super users and it can feel like its holding you back a bit. Also you have to use Mac hardware which are amazing machines, they are just overpriced.

I prefer Windows for its GUI and despite its problems, it is very well designed for super users and has very well designed remote desktop features and scalability (although it is a pain to maintain.) Windows works well for connected company systems.

In my opion:
Linux: Servers, databases (no GUI)

macOS: Designers, photo/video editing, IT/programmers and general use as a standalone (not part of a company system).

Windows: IT/programmers, super users, general use but better than macOS at working together in a company setup, but macOS is better at being a personal laptop or PC.

I personally use Linux for our email and web servers. Windows for our company computers (designers use Macs) and I have a Macbook as my own personal computer.

'Buzzfeed'? More like buzzsh**!
Edit: i tried to put " 'for causality you don't even need correlation' sh***y quices" but devrant still does not accept tags such large

An ex boss, who is obviously a project / marketing manager, claims he understands code and all, couldn't even edit the text inside a html element. R U SRS?

this has probably been mentioned before but how about edit functionality on posts?

Pseudo-code:
function edit(data){
// DB delete where data.id

// DB insert new data
}

Constantly torn between editing live and taking the time to edit in dev, then push live.

fast/risky or slow/safe

I'll take the red pill please.