If you're not learning anything new at your job it's probably time to move on.

So a friend gifted me this for my birthday! Probably among the best gifts ever 😀

"Shit, did we just send that notification to everyone?" - some dev, probably

A person who left university as a good developer, probably entered university as a good developer.

Probably the only love I'm gonna get in my life 😅

Stars that matter probably most

Probably repost.
Loved this.

Probably an oldie, but this is definitely a book I need.

Found this in our production code which is probably in running in thousands of machine :D

Probably every webdev knows that feeling...

git 101.. the first and probably the last class on git you'll ever need

Probably old but made me laugh way more than it should have XD

The funniest Github issue log I've seen, and probably will ever see...

"This probably won't work".

Oh, that works. Neat.

Probably the best rejection mail I ever got..

Probably old but it made my 5 min of mindless scrolling a little more interesting

Probably a repost but the haven't seen it here on devRant.

This was written as a joke, but it's probably true 😛

haha probably this was an idea from musk xD new tesla slogan "fuck authority"

Code Completion. Face it, you would've probably made a lot of mistakes if you didn't have it.

Probably is an old joke ...

I hate it when I run out of internets.

Probably the funniest phishing test I've ever seen.

Ok now that's real ! My Laptop would probably be thinking same !

Worst hackathon experience? Probably that I have never attended one.

She probably thinks arrays start at 1. But that's none of my business.

A picture is better than a thousand words

I'd probably be severely depressed and/or suicidal if this were me.

Probably not how it works

[Extremely off topic]

Hi, Michelle's back and alive. You probably don't remember me, but that's okay. :)

I'm over here wondering how in the hell this guy can contribute every day like this.

Probably an unpopular opinion here:

I don't use Linux and I genuinely love Windows!

Finally went vertical and I love it. Probably will never go back.

If your friends have no idea what you do at office, you probably are a backend developer

If it sounds like BS it's probably BS

The person who found this toilet paper company, probably was a programmer. Also probably the best way to describe Array with an Object

Probably the best description ever

I'll probably die sleeping!!

Not even algo this time. Probably not what the ranter meant by change log, but close enough

Ever accidentally +1 someone, remove it, and then feel bad cause they probably got a notification?

At this point devRant should probably just change it's logo to a duck.

Difference between machine learning and AI:

If it is written in Python, it's probably machine learning

If it is written in PowerPoint, it's probably AI

probably the best joke I've seen in a while

Probably the best funny thing that I saw on Internet today. 😝

Probably how Linus torvalds feels

You should probably upgrade to an older version

Worst experience? Probably that in my area are no Hackathons.

Chess engine with (probably) Unknown ways to calculate

Probably a little OCD on my part, but when colleagues write SQL keywords in lowercase

Poor Dijkstra is probably crying in his grave because my professor calls him "digest-tra" 😢 feelsbadman

Shamelessly copied of instagram (Obviously)
That instagram page probably stole it too, but that's non of my business

If your cables look like this you should probably rethink your life choices

"We can try, but it'll be hard. They encrypted their IP."
Probably the most used line.

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Take whatever you want, you'll probably need it sometime.

Yep... That's probably how it actually is and why everything I get is high priority...

I'd have a gf
But she'd probably ransomware

I'm a mathematical and scientific theoretical probabilist. I listen to theories and say ''hmm that's probably true''

Worst data loss? Probably back when I was working at gitlab and accidentally dropped a production database....

Making graphics is probably the most painful part of indie game development... :(

Probably a repost, but laughed when I saw it...

You probably find the issue even if you don't speak German =)

Seebotschat is a "living" proof that AI probably wont take over anytime soon 😂

You probably heard of C++ , but have you heard of.....

"When code and comments disagree, both are probably wrong."

- Norm Schryer

They'll probably still bother us!

Probably the longest I've ever spent picking out an outfit...

This would actually probably be better than nodejs

Probably a girlfriend...

My app probably shouldn't be consuming 5.8gigs of bandwidth.

"It's fine. At least you're probably learning."

do {
try
} catch {
// This block probably never gets called.
}

"BOYYYYY, WAS I WRONG"

Probably wasn’t a good idea to cuss out the boss. 😂

Please stop posting xkcd images, we've probably already seen them. Try to be original for god's sake.

eclipse is probably the worst IDE ive used so far

This is probably ok... right?

If it doesn't make you wrack your brain, it's probably not worth doing.

Probably learn Angular 19.

Probably a FE dev...
Source - IG

Windows is probably good now...

And Real Player probably isn't buffering anymore either.

Still don't want to try either.

A git commit message ending with a question mark probably contains questionable code.

If you don't get an error you're probably doing it wrong.

When you're completely new to android development and Gradle doesn't want to love you...

You probably should commit the latest stable version before adding features to the master branch...

I don’t need a fucking vacation starter kit
(Spoiler alert: i probably do)

Not cleaning before committing.
You'll probably see lots of /*unused codes*/ in my projects.

Probably the most useful answer in stackoverflow (atleast for me)

Probably built by network engineer 🙄

Probably should goto sleep soon.. *stays up all night writing php*

Worth it.

I'm probably burned out.

Apple is probably the biggest cult known to man. With Nespresso at a close 2nd place.

The degree to which I take security seriously would probably make Ed Snowden shit his pants.

I see you probably aren't that tech savvy

Wtf if anyone ever tells me again that android permissions are great I am gonna hurt him ... probably

probably we need "possible duplicate rant" on devrant ^^

This recruiter was probably hoping to gain my attention with mystery?

Prod was down for 15 minutes due to failed DB connection attempts. Contacted DBA after the fact for an explanation. Response: We don't know, but it was probably temporary.

You think?????

Best error-message: Just in case you want to know, you probably fucked up the syntax!

client first. lols. should probably take care of your health first.

My mouth: "It's probably the cache"
My brain: "I have no fu***** clue what's wrong"

Pls no

Every browser is detected as Netscape 59.0 (Except, probably, IE, we'll never know..)

Most probably some scumbag designed this app.

my problem yesterday, and probably today too.

Probably old but I feel this pain deep in my heart 😢

Getting rejected for jobs I could probably do... better than whichever monkey they end up hiring

Eeehhh shiiiaaat? :) Probably a intern..

!rant && joke

2017 is here LOL,
I know lame joke..

I never write comments but I probably should

I should probably kill myself, I'm so sorry.
30sec for load

Worst security is probably every php project I did during my teenage years...

it's probably a virus.

What the duck? 🦆

Ever spend hours debugging and your coworker mutters "... It's probably XYZ" and they are right? 😵

Is unlimited beer involved?

If not, probably the first thing would be a micro brewery.

Office Suite is at the corner probably waiting for their turn to sneak in

Probably one of the coolest bugs I've ever produced.

If karma and reincarnation are a thing, probably Hitler is currently devugging JavaScript.

In all fairness, I'm probably my own most annoying colleague.

Probably a repost but whoever designed this can go die in a fucking hole

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

A stranger with a German sounding name send me over 400 euros through PayPal.

Probably a scam. Can't open a dispute with PayPal because I am on the receiving end.

Probably, Earth will end before WinRar's free trial.

Visiting high school was probably a good idea🤔🙃

It’s probably the beer but I have a strange desire to learn Java 🙃

Versioning is like fart. If you have to force to push it, it's probably shit.

Ref: Reddit

‪Cryptocurrency mining would probably be the first cause of Antarctica‬ meltdown

I probably found this here but idc.

Best: dropping out of college
Worst: probably the same

Time will tell.

DevRant in black theme is probably the best thing since sliced bread 😍

One who says "What's in a name?"
.
.
had probably never named a "variable"

The most amazing thing about Google probably is that its creators couldn't use Google when creating it! :)

Probably procrastinate despite that

Fuck this day in particular.
Also it's probably my fault.
Oh well...

I think I’ve done 2 hours of actual work today.

…

And that’s probably gonna be it.

I'm so glad I had none yet.

I would probably get killed for my shitcode.

Petition for devrant to start using iso dates. Or at least pick up the format from the device's locale. But preferably iso. Seeing m/d/y does my head in.

Just nailed the technical and company culture interview, probably

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Mark Zuckerberg probably still has profile ID 1

Probably a minimum wage job since I can't do shit

You should probably go to bed now. That next line can wait until tomorrow!

Probably spend more time on devRant than I do actually coding smh 😑

I should probably already have left for work

Apparently, overclocked CRTs can output X-rays.
Fuck. Me.

Bye (probably).

You probably should be working right now.

(Also, first post)

Running your own company is probably most stressful and rewarding thing that ever happened to me.

"If you're writing a lot of code to do something, you're probably doing it wrong." - Marco Cantu

Probably the most JavScript line I've written in awhile

You should probably get them up to date... ;)

Probably a music composer starving on the streets.

My setup at college is probably better than mine at home

Ugh GitHub is so fucking unstable on my Internet, constant connection errors.

If it's working in the first time then you probably didn't hear all the requirements.

All my shoes probably thinks I'm dead!

I have an assignment due in 42h and I didn't even start, so probably soon.

I'd probably make more money driving for Uber than this shit of a place.

Just took the LFCS exam.. I probably failed this one

How many apps do you have on your phone?

Me 220 🤔

Probably only use 10 regularly!

I work for a big bank. I'm going to say pretty much the entire Support team is incompetent.

Oh something went wrong? Escalate to devs... cuz we have no idea wtf to do and don't have the most basic technical problem solving skills...

Bunch of useless monkeys... btw guess what time it is now? And what I'm doing?

Probably a firefighter or a medic / surgeon

Probably during the night shift at a gurad post on a military base.

I find Pixel fanboys as annoying as iPhone fanboys.

I probably find all mindless fanboys annoying.

it's probably rather unusual as a dev,
but i spend by far the most time using blender.

A couple of years ago I was working on a fairly large system with a complex (by necessity) access control architecture.

As is usually the case with those projects, it's awkward for developers to repro bugs that have to do with a user's accesses in production when we are not allowed to replicate production data in test, let alone locally.

We had a bug where I ended up making myself a new row in the production database for a thing I could have access to without affecting real data to repro it safely. I identified the bug so I could repro it in dev/test and removed the row and ensured everything worked normally, whew scary.

Have you ever walked into the office one day, and everyone is hunched over in a semicircle around one person's workstation, before one turns around to look at you and says - after a pause - "... ltlian?.."

Turns out I had basically "poisoned the well" with my dummy entity in a way where production now threw 500 for everyone BUT me who had transitive access to this post-non-entity. Due to the scope of the system, it had taken about a day for this to gradually propagate in terms of caching and eventual consistencies; new entities coming in was expected, but not that they disappear.

Luckily I had a decent track record for this to be a one-off. I sometimes think about how I would explain testing in prod and making it faceplant before going home for the day, other than "I assumed it would be fine". I would fire me.

-Come up and C me sometimes.
+Probably not. John C na. 😒😒

Probably really obvious, but TIL that Linux is a portmanteau of Linus and UNIX

probably gonna have to do with environmental software certification (optimizing for energy reduction, that sort of stuff)

This greedy lying bitch. Sorry probably only german ranters will understand the full content.

Random, and probably useless, but do most people pronounce Sudo as you would "pseudo" or "sue-dew"?

If deadline had a face, I'd probably dress up like it for Halloween.

I should probably make a list, shouldn’t I?

Nah. I’ll get to it later.

Buying a mechanical keyboard was probably one of the best decisions I ever made!

Someone is probably about to get fired...

Probably my social network website.

If you think : I should probably refactor this. Just do it. Especially if is your code.

Probably with a time-lapse photo or some sort of artist’s rendering like this one.

I'd say Uncle Bob, since I ended up flying through his Clean Code book in order to get a placement job, but in reality, it's probably only partially that.
Most of my influence probably comes from the guy I shadowed under when I was on placement. He taught me way more than he probably ever realises.

That moment when you're about to push to release but then you remember that it's not even functional yet.

MacOS got a dark mode.

Which means iOS is probably getting a dark mode next year.

Which mean Google will probably make an Android dark mode in 2 years.

Credit: twitter.com/RonAmadeo

Etsy, if shipping_template_id is required, probably should have a Y in that column.

If the code and the comments disagree, they both are probably wrong.

This place sucks. What happened? (Fuck you rutee, it is probably your fault, bald cunt).

This book probably has the most accurate prediction of our future and it was written in 1953

I feel like I'm utterly wasting away my life. I'd love to learn Rust, but the tutorials and The Book seem very boring. Suggest something to build using Rust.

Probably this was posted before but I never saw it here.

Probably those methods & functions that swap between haystack and needle as they see fit..

If you are writing all your code from scratch, you are probably an amateur.
If you are copying and pasting most of your code, you are probably a beginner.

Probably only for the South African Market.

Mah noob wannabe language designer side here again...

...Idea: Automatic/implicit interfaces.

1. do you know a language that has (something like) this?

2. good idea or a bad idea? why?

3. thanks :)

Probably teaches you advanced ways to store passwords as plain text

"If you think you're the smartest person in the room, you're probably not*."

*You probably are a fucking idiot though.

You’ll probably refactor everything at least twice. And that’s OK.

Just received this really weird email. Probably spam, but why even bother when there is no link or attachment? Maybe it is encrypted... 🤔 What do you think? Anyways, the server has SSH enabled anyone care to bruteforce? :^)

Wanted to write a personal rant but fuck it, that shit that I wrote is too cheesy. Let me just say: I hate myself for not being able to work as a fucking human being. I hate every fucking human out there. I want to be fucking left alone and do what I want without feeling like a disgrace. I want to be me and be happy. Fuck you.

With love, some whiny boy

Managed to get two debug windows at once on firefox today.

It'd be pretty nice if I could learn how microservices work. Probably read a book or two on them in summer break. One can hope, right?

Also, probably learn how to use vim, finally. :^)

Probably the 758993538th post about GitHub

I’ll probably be a lead or manager by then.

probably something inside the porn /erotic industry

the ugly pixelated characters probably resemble y'all much better than the old ones. 😂

Probably a locksmith

C#'s LINQ is probably super slow damn it makes some easy and readable code

@localhost that's my setup... Probably gonna stay the same until i get a job... :/

Where art thou semi-colon? Probably not where it fucking should be if I had to bet.

My first ever rant sums it up... Coding is probably the only thing I'm good at.

Hadn't touched Java for more than a year, had to refresh it back. Probably learnxinyminutes is enough?