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You know what I hate? When people don't listen to me.
You know what I love? When shit blows up in their faces because they didn't listen to me8 -
How i listen to songs while coding:
Take a headphone, using it, start coding..., after 2 hours, damn i forgot start the music 🙄16 -
So today I got removed from my freelance project because the client found out I listen to slipknot! What the actual FUCK? How the FUCK does it matter what I listen to?
And that cunt eater isn't willing to pay for the work I've already completed since "Slipknot is anti-Christian".
Burn in hell you piece of shit.21 -
Sometimes when I code, I plug in my earphones and listen to music, focused, in zone.
* I let everyone think that.
** I actually don't listen to anything.
*** Keeps the buggers away!10 -
What my parents would have said back in the day if I told them I was a dev: "You listen to that annoying sound for a living?"
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Being in an office where men actually listen to my ideas and don't try to talk over me? 🤔😍 It feels just like devRant4
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Seen as most devs listen to music while programming, I'm curious what music you listen to? Playlist are welcome too!48
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!dev
If you comment shit like "mUsIc ToDaY iS gArBaGe" and "iM fRoM tHe WrOnG gEnErAtIoN" on YouTube, you deserve to have whatever rights you're given stripped from you.
We live in the most technically advanced time the world has ever seen. We have music available 24/7 from literally all over the world. So shut the fuck up and listen to your preference. Nobody holds a gun to your head and makes you listen to today's music. Don't like it? Don't listen.
It's not brain surgery and this doesn't make you unique or quirky as much as you want it to, nor is it a personality trait.11 -
Coming home for xmas: fixing the router, configuring new smartphones, doin backups and listen to your mum complaing bout her "linus" system 👌🏻😂3
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I'm a mathematical and scientific theoretical probabilist. I listen to theories and say ''hmm that's probably true''3
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"I pronounce GIF like 'if'"
"LISTEN HERE, YOU BETTER START PRONOUNCING IT 'JIF' OR ELSE!!!"
"What gif I don't want to?"6 -
Difference n°538592 between developers and regular people:
"Do you listen music at work ? If so what app do you use ?
- (regular people) I don't / I use Spotify/Youtube.
- (me) I usually listen to my personal webradio server (running with icecast+liquidsoap on a little ubuntu DO droplet). Currently has a few funny jingles made by a friend and +3000 tracks (this number grows with time as I listen to new stuff), all crate-digged by myself for myself. Basically the the best radio in the whole world <3"20 -
Jazz keeps me alive. 🎷🎹🥁🎸
I'll need to remember to listen to Jazz while coding. Makes everything so smooth. Even responsive webdesign.7 -
1. Set your podcast player to 0.5x speed
2. Listen to your favorite dev podcast
3. Imagine they're all drunk
4. Profit -
While coding, I always listen to music. After a while, if I skip a song I know it's time for a break. The flow has been interrupted2
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what do you listen to (music, podcasts, etc...) while coding?
being a musician, i find it difficult to listen to music while coding because i find myself concentrating on the music instead.21 -
See, the problem with University students beginning programming is that they think that they're the hottest shit just because they know how to open cmd.exe. Since I'm a mentor, I have to give them pro tips while helping them through problems. I can't count the amount of times I've repeated "solve the problem on a notebook, write down how you should approach it before you begin typing your code, otherwise you'll end up spending more time debugging." They don't like to listen, cuz they're the next Zuckerberg. The following day I get a bunch of emails asking why their code doesn't work.2
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Forgot my headphones today, had to listen to stupid people on the train and now can't concentrate while writing code! Fuck!4
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how to sound smart in a meeting: pretend to listen carefully for the new idea being said, and then ask one question: "does it scale?"1
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"It is risky to release an app that depends on APIs that you don't control."
Yeah, dude, we also live in the real world.
Better to say: "Your app should handle cases where the third party API is partially or even totally down."
God, some people, they build a wall of rules around themselves and wonder why their skills don't improve.13 -
There's nothing quite like having to listen to someone's condescending tone, all the while knowing that they're talking bollocks.
Go shit in your hands and clap.3 -
!rant
When people listen to a complete story and then ask who the villian was..
DEVS : It's like reading JavaScript and then asking what is "this"2 -
Once worked with a PM in a company that was downsizing. Rumors were flying about who was getting cut. He heard his name was on the list and went on a rampage in the office. Cursing every member of management out and turned his office upside down before telling everyone to go fuck themselves and walking out.
Turns out his name wasn't on the cut list.2 -
Y'all ever listen to a webinar and their mɨȼɍøᵽħønɇ ɉᵾsŧ ɍȺnđømłɏ fucks up for a minute and scares the shit out of you?3
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Dearest Spotify,
I do NOT like podcasts, I do NOT listen to them, I do NOT want to, I do NOT want them as a non-dismissible FUCKING banner PERPETUALLY AT THE TOP OF MY HOME FUCKING SCREEN
IN F R O N T OF THE FUCKING MUSIC?!?!?!
AND I DEFINITELY D O N OOO T WANT your SHITTY RECOMMENDATIONS to have PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGES AND THEMES when I often have the Spotify homepage open on my DESKTOP I don't want to explain that to people who happen to glance at my FUCKING screen.
Holy fucking shit just give me music recommendations and FUCK OFF.
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!rant
Do you folks listen to podcasts? What are your favorite ones? The ones I listen to weekly are Geekrant, Linux Gamecast Weekly, and Linux Weekly Daily Wednesdays (done by the LGC group). I'm looking for more tech related ones, though.7 -
Random guy to 3d artist : Want to listen joke
3d artist : sure
Random guy : Mac
3d artist : Fu×k u2 -
Spent fifteen minutes finding the right playlist to listen to while coding
5 minute later, I pause the music trying to focus6 -
I have been telling my dietitian's advice to my code.
Run daily.
None of us really care to listen though. 😄 -
What kinda music do devs usually listen to while working? My friends (devs) say I'm weird.
Idk, but I listen to slow melodious songs. Am I upsetting the order of things and breaking unspoken, universal laws by listening to Birdy or Ed Sheeran while coding!24 -
I swear to god you'll never feel more epic while coding than when you listen to the dovahkiin song.3
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The biggest lesson I learned in Frontend Dev is: listen to users, not clients.
There are so many rants about stupid ass clients on here, and when you let clients treat you like that, it's kind of your own fault. Look at how people use your interfaces and you will immediately see what's bullshit about them. When you have user behavior as an argument basis, clients will listen to you.2 -
Finished my on call rotation. Coworker is still on a call for 10 hours. She's not on call. I might be getting on this call. For the sake of the idiots who didn't listen and broke it worse, I really hope I don't have to take over for her. I might get fired tonight...5
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My fiancée is helping her dad setup an iTunes account and it's just painful to listen too. I can't take much more of this.1
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Every day when I am going to and from work I listen to a podcast called Developer Tea. I can really recommend it, it talks about everything that is devrelated. Not only about technical stuff but also about how you should be as a person as a developer. I shared mine so now I am curious to hear: what is the best podcast/podcasts you listen to?15
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“There's one technique that you must use if you want people to listen to you: listen to them.” - The Pragmatic Programmer 📖2
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What's your programming background music?
I listen to classical music
These days mostly Chinese traditional
(No I'm not Chinese)
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How I feel when Youtube plays an ad while I listen to music. Seriously, fuck youtube for this shit
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Have you tried to listen to a programming conference at 6:00 while driving home after the night shift?
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If I say, "I don't have co-founder for my startup", it's not that I don't have capability to listen to others suggestion...6
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Recently started to listen to (IT/Programming) podcasts and enjoying them quite a lot. Any suggestions on podcasts I should check out?13
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We have a new hire, and he doesn't know much so he is receptive when given feedback on better ways to handle a situation...Or at least, he appears that way. Until the next time and he didn't listen at all.
Today I'm working on the front end to match his API calls. I ask him about a list of options for one of the fields, as he didn't provide that info initially. No worries, there was a lot, easy to miss. He responds with a list of ~100 options, which he copied and pasted from, I'm assuming, their documentation. I tell him that's too many options to hard code, as there is an easy chance to have an error or for there to be one added or deleted, and ask if there is an API endpoint to get the list.
He then asks if I need the key and value, or just key. I tell him if he needs the value(human readable) then he can send me just the value, otherwise both. He says he just needs the key, so I let him know that I need both then, as the value is human readable. He says okay.
He proceeds to make the endpoint, I test it. Then I look at the code he wrote. Not only did he not send me both, he just sent the keys, but he hard coded all 100 keys as opposed to making the call to the external API.3 -
You know, one of my worst fears as a programmer isn’t a bug, or shitty clients, it’s not even happening on my computer.
It’s when I can’t find a good playlist to listen to because the good ones I listen to way to much and I get sick of them so I get stuck with nothing and my Brain simply can’t function without a butt shaking toon!1 -
Why isn't this ready for testing yet?
Could it be that despite multiple meetings emails and face to face conversations none of you have provided me with what I actually need?
Yes I can create you new email and SMS campaigns. But I need two little things first.
1 The template text.
2 The sign off forms from compliance
Without them I can't do shit. So stop chasing me on where we're at because I've been chasing you on this for two weeks.
This shit here is why I'm the grumpy It guy. -
Name The Song.
One a side note, what do you listen to while coding? Do you need absolute silence to code?
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does anyone else listen to the Pink Panther theme and other jazz while programming or am I an OutOfBoundsException6
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I'm curious:
How many of you that drive listen to the radio? How many stream their music (Spotify, Apple, etc)?32 -
I just want to delete a jira…that’s all just delete it..listen you jira fucks ..just let me delete the fucking thing!!!1
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Do you listen to music while working and if so what type of music? I personally only listen to instrumental music (mostly jazz and hip-hop) becouse music with vocals makes me crazy!16
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I have had meetings that lasted 4 or 5 hours most of which I didn't listen to so they must have been useless.
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Which playlist do u guys use while programming? I listen to this on Spotify. It's really good!
https://open.spotify.com/user/...5 -
Can anyone suggest any good computer science/IT/development/coding/computery based podcasts to listen to?
I'm getting awfully bored of listening to idiots jabber away about nonsense each night.4 -
Just curious; what kind of music do you guys listen to while coding? I tend to listen to all kinds of instrumental music, which I find great for keeping focus.
Please do share if you're sitting on a great playlist for coding, it's always fun to listen to something new!20 -
- Code reviews are good for you
- learn and understand your tools
- ask and listen
- if someone writes code for you, delete it and build it again yourself -
When refactoring legacy code and your colleague committed this a week ago... As punishment we made him listen to "You're too fat to fly" all day long.
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What music do you like to listen while pooping?
I for one like Moby. "Ooooh Lordy, trouble's so hard, oooh Looor[*pause*]dyyy, my trouble is hard"5 -
Does anyone have that one song which they listen to while programming?
Mine is Harder Better Faster Stronger by daft punk13 -
New job. Almost all sites are blocked due to "security"... even spotify. I can' listen to the music. Fortunately i have access to dev rant xd5
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The worst thing about university is having to listen to lecturer say DATA MINING IS GOOD at every single lecture there is.2
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Why is it that people who can't do anything call the shots? Devs should call the shots and the fuckers should listen.3
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God bless Silenz App for Mac, I can listen to music and stay aware of the bullshit discussion around me.
https://silenzapp.com/1 -
Just wondering, what kind of music do you listen to when you're programming ?
I usually listen to trance when I really have to focus on coding, helps to clear my head, but I do listen to other stuff when i'm working at a more relaxed pace.10 -
CVE-2019-3568
Description: A buffer overflow vulnerability in WhatsApp VOIP stack allowed remote code execution via specially crafted series of SRTCP packets sent to a target phone number.
NSO group even sell a spyware application based on that vulnerability to governments.
Listen!!!!! I'm going to the toilet with my phone!!! Listen!!!3 -
I hate it when people ask for help, but then they don't stop and listen to what you are saying to help them. They just continue trying stuff on their own.
Through skype chat today I asked a coworker what the log said and provided the exact location of the log file. After he keeps sending me messages for 10 minutes on different things he is trying and changing, I ask him to just send me the log file and I'll look at it. His response was, I don't know where the log file is for this program. -
I saw a lot of project ideas relate to music. But we don't listen music nowadays. Our phone doesn't even have a headphone jack.🙄5
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@dfox just listened to episode 1 of podcast. It was great, so good to listen to passionate people like DHH.
Suggestion for new guest: Samy Kamkar1 -
What music do you listen to while programming?
I personally listen to a lot of epic film music or metal, depending on my mood.14 -
My GF doesn't understand anything I say, but she continues to be there to listen to my coding problems.2
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what music do you like to listen to when you're coding (or working in general)? what gets you into the zone?22
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So, due insanely annoying youtube algo, I just wanted to listen related music to given author - not really what I usually listen to. You know the youtube drill, it's suggestion feed sucks hard.
So I kick in incognito, my typical workaround and wait a second... it prompts me to check out youtube music (didnt know its a thing) and well, well, well... It's actually pretty nice. And solves my suggestion feed problems.
Nice. I have no idea when they deployed that but it's lookin preetty nice (at first glance) and dosent use as much bandwidth. Sweet, exacly what Dubby needed.
(said person who dislikes spotify cuz 60% of music I listen to is just not there) -
while(people say something){
Listen();
Smile();
Agree();
DowhateveRtHeFUckyouaregOintodoAnyway();
}
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!rant
Does anyone have any good podcast to listen to about programming? Preferably anything related to web dev but anything is welcome5 -
Anyone has a spotify playlist I can listen to? I want to start coding again and so bored with the music I have now...4
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Any way to block/ignore certain bullshitters? Just blocking the threads is enough.
Note for smartasses: freedom of speech is not equal to having to listen.19 -
The daily commute to my College takes 6 hours off my day.
And all I do is listen to music all 6 hours.4 -
I need more people to listen to me. Sometimes, ActionListeners and EventListeners are just not enough.
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Do you guys listen to lo-fi when programming? I love it. If you don't what do you listen to? (I'm just curious)16
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What's everyone's favorites music to listen to while coding?
Mine are kendrick Lamar, childish gambino, vaperwave, etc :p12 -
Things you can do while npm/yarn install is running -
- Take a nap
- Go for a walk
- Read something
- Check social media
- Listen to music
- Watch videos5 -
Random: What kind of music do you listen to when working?
I'm sure a lot, if not most folks on this website have headphones on while coding.22 -
For you metal coders:
https://youtube.com/watch/...
If you haven't heard this album yet it's worth a listen.1 -
Me: "You should go with this other option for the software. It's cheaper and you can do more."
Client: "No. This more expensive and less-capable thing I chose is better. We'll make it work."
[several weeks pass]
Client: "This isn't working. Why didn't it work?"
Me: "You have to upgrade to a more expensive plan, or switch to the other solution I told you about."
Client: "No. We'll make it work."
Me: *facepalm*3 -
I'm starting to think that I could listen to some podcasts while I work, to learn things in the background.
Would you recommend good podcasts?
I'd like to listen to software dev good practices, or real life dev stories to learn from. Also videogame dev related would be good too.5 -
everyone warned me, but did I listen!
I've done enough troubleshooting to last me a lifetime, I'm just gonna rollover and die
fuck you windows 10
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What's your favourite Radio station you listen to while coding?
I listen to my local radio station BBC Radio Newcastle 📻🎶
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Hey devrant, what do y'all listen to when you're working? What gets you in the zone?
Personally, I listen to a lot of chiptunes, some Opeth, Black metal, 70's, and lately, a lot of Mega Drive. Awesome stuff, but it's admittedly a weird mix. Always looking to find new stuff to listen to.16 -
A hear people have mixed feelings about listening to music when programming. I listen to chill step, upbeat electronic or rap mostly. Do you like to listen to music when programming? If so, what kind of music?5
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Hey I've learnt something funny.
If I listen to music in a language I understand (spanish/english/ very little japanese), I get instantaneously distracted expecting lyrics to make sense.
My solution: listen to something I can't uderstand shit, i.e. K-Pop
Kinda funny and doesn't distracted that much haha5 -
"This is the last warning I'm giving you, don't you dare to talk to my gf"
"But I only listen to errors" -
fighting with a submit button callback not firing..... at least the cat and I have good music to listen to.1
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What music do you devs listen to while coding?
I listen to Jazz, lo-fi, and other slow, melodic instrumentals with minimal/no vocals7 -
!rant
Sometimes I listen to Skyrim soundtrack or any game soundtrack while working on academic or personal projects. It really helps!
What about you guys?1 -
Me when a client who will listen reason insists on me sending files as email attachments in .zipx format. :(
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!rant
Besides devrant podcast, which good podcasts you guys usually listen to?
I usually listen to:
Adventures in angular
Javascript jabber
Software engineering daily
DotNetRocks2 -
Finish education, get job
Finish my react page
Listen to new music
Move all server stuff to linux
Move from jbod to raid 5
Get more stickers -
Please listen to me.
I just want a small, simple project. Was that all too much to ask for? I didn't want anything big and permanent.1 -
Sooo I was wondering what you guys listen to while coding?
I mostly listen to instrumentals, feel like anything that has words can sometimes be distracting.
Was thinking of listening to audio books though lol. don't know how it'll go XD.
What do you think?31 -
We have a company policy that nobodys allowed to make me read/listen to more than 20 words at a time.6
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When i code, i listen music but sometimes it's get boring, so i listen podcasts about warhammer 40,000 lore. What do you listen?8
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For once in your freaking life can you please shut up and stop acting like you know everything and listen to me !7
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Do all of you guys listen to music all the time? I see a lot of rants about some music apps not working properly in some Linux distro or posts about how music helps you to concentrate on coding etcetera. And, I don't even recognize half of those music apps.
It's not that I hate music, I just don't listen to it. I prefer silence over sound waves bombarding my eardrums.6 -
My Favourite song to listen to when I am programming #中國
What's yours' ?
https://youtube.com/watch/...5 -
Do you prefer a quiet environment whilst working or prefer to listen to something? In case of the latter, what do you usually play?17
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Hi,
Maybe this question has been asked before..But
What music or radio you listen to ( if you do ) while working ?
Do you have any recommendations? Share pls
For me I mainly listen to Deephouse mixes or piano complications
Soundcloud && YouTube9 -
A lot of people listen to music while coding, so do I. But what do you listen to? I listen to a lot of Linkin Park and Fall out Boy.7
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What kind of music do you guys listen to while coding?
For some weird reason my concentration increases while listening to pop, which I usually hate.13 -
How is your weekend going, and which song are you going to listen this weekend?
Last Weekend:https://devrant.com/rants/1052803210 -
Which podcasts do you guys listen to? I've listened to syntax.fm and devrant podcasts and both are amazing.2
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Here's a question, what kind of music does everyone listen to while coding? Personally it has to be a bit of Dylan or Red Hot Chilli Peppers8
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3 magical words that every programmer wants to listen .
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Are.
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Code Compiled Successfully3 -
Imagine a playlist where each ranter gets to pick one song they like to listen to while programming.4
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"Hey, listen. I have this thing that should have been done like, a month ago. I know that's not your fault but now it's your problem..."2
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I'll always listen to another developer's advice, even if it's just to hear his point of view.
Everyone else should instead have their tongues surgically removed.2 -
Bitcoin is above 10k, to all the stupid people who didn't listen when it was at 4k, don't buy now, fomo will get you rekt.6
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!rant
Curious to know how many devs here listen to the "soft skills engineering" podcast.
Also what other industry related podcasts y'all listen to?5 -
If you ever need to focus on your work, grab your headphones and listen to https://coffitivity.com1
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Just realized how much saxophone music helps me write code. Would recommend.
PS: what do you listen to when working?8 -
Hey all,
This is no rant, its just a sincere question.
any of you got a good upbeat playlist on youtube you can share for us to listen to while coding...
?? for now i listen to Frog Leap Studios ... Guys amazing9 -
!dev
Fuck, I love soundcloud but as an artist without any reputation, it fucking sucks when you upload a song, get an instant "love" from some random "promoter/bot" without the bot having the decency to listen, and when I look at the bot's profile, they "love" tracks that are not in my genre >_< (and manage to listen 60 minutes-worth of music in 1 minute...)
Not that I care whether people listen or not (it's more an ongoing portfolio to see how my mixing evolves over the years), but at least listen to it for 5 seconds2 -
what do you listen and using what kind of services while programming? Share your playlist if you got one7
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SocketIO can't listen to the event 'ping'. Spent unnecessary time on it. Could've been mentioned in the docs. 😑
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I wonder what happened to devrant podcasts. They were so great. Are there any new episodes coming up?
What podcasts do you guys listen to?2 -
Does anyone listen to podcast while coding? What’s a good one to listen to and is a good background noise, doesn’t have to be coding related7
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I listen to EDM mostly. The beat and the rhythm focuses me and I start to type with the beat of the music.
My favorite is late 90s early 2000s EDM, the darker the better.
So, what kind of music do you listen to while you work?12 -
6 hours to listen explanations about my school after they teased us with the explanation of what's the "pool" (it's where students work for almost 14h by day on exercises during a month to make everybody have the same level)... I can't wait to start the pool! I don't want to listen anymore!
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The music which I listen while programmimg <3
https://youtu.be/TkZmwoRy__c
It makes me feel like HACKERMAN while im only doing HTML/CSS stuff 😂
By the way... What music do you listen while programmimg?
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I have a music that makes me go into hyperfocus. Whenever I listen to it and pay close attention to the instruments, I'm instantly concentrated on a imaginary music clip that I used to refine in my teenage years.
Everything becomes easier to understand after I listen to it.2 -
Wondering want kind of music do y'all listen while coding , tired of the coder playlist on YouTube5
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Hello ranters!
Do you listen to any particular song/music genre when coding?
Normally I listen to IDM and other electronic stuff as well as jazz, lately I've been listening to this...
https://youtu.be/g2plyfz_v9g?t=2m9s
Also, happy weekend!9 -
Spawn sandbox console
Make change for client (gui bugged) on Friday
Listen to complains after weekend why bug appeared again... -
Pink cheese green goes.
Do you listen to music that's not in English? Do you listen to music sung in Spanish? Do you know El Cuarteto de Nos? I'm not saying you should but... it's great.
The main singer in a systems engineer, and some lyrics have another meaning if you think about that. Look at Anónimo for an example. -
I seldom code without the music complimenting my mood lol. What artists do you guys listen to while working?7
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here comes few inspirational ( or depressing depending on the POV ) tracks :
Listen to Pegboard Nerds - Hero (feat. Elizaveta) [Infected Mushroom Remix] by InfectedMushroom on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/infectedmush...
Listen to Merkaba - Epic Life by Lipaz Saar on #SoundCloud
https://on.soundcloud.com/gano6
Listen to Balduin & Wolfgang Lohr feat. J Fitz - Magic Man by Wolfgang Lohr on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/wolfganglohr...
Listen to Patrick Haize & Momentology - Souls Recognition by Momentology on #SoundCloud
https://on.soundcloud.com/tmnxT
and another just cool :
Listen to Merkaba - Mental Monkey Bars by Sell .. on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/cassio-sell/...
enjoy ( or not ) either way enjoy the sunny day or moony night ( if u have such @ ur loc ) =]7 -
Top instrumental bands to listen to while programming?
Adebisi Shank
https://music.youtube.com/watch/...5 -
So... According to this chart devs should not listen to heavy metal and punk...
https://columnfivemedia.com/work-it...2 -
Am I the only one that negatively judges people who listen to podcasts or audio books while they write code?12
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Do you like tech? This is for you!
Listen to the TechWiz Announcment by Joshua Rieth (Bobj2008) #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/joshua-rieth.... -
Listen to the Podcast.__init__ !
(I'm the guest of this weeks episode)
https://pythonpodcast.com/graphenex...1 -
the skills of sone ppl...
( my second fav sound to listen is tribe drums )
https://instagram.com/reel/...==1 -
!rant
When you're working, what do you listen to?
Over the summer I was on a Future Bass kick.
Future Bass Collection v1 by Aviencloud
https://youtu.be/SoBAQgl0zbo1
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