I found this framed picture at my Nan's house, bless her. She's clearly not very good with technology.

Probably is an old joke ...

How?? By not supporting it 😂😂😂

That moment when a scheduled ALL DAY MEETING turns into a "non paid" day. Because the asshole cancelled the moment the meeting started.

Fuck this shit!

And the winner is...

Decided to put hello world into Google assistant and I got an interesting response.

I was deleting random comments i did in my code...
because it didnt work... then it did...

*Shakes phone in frustration*
WHY DON'T YOU GO INTO FUCKING LABDSCAPE...
Oh, I locked the rotation

!rant

Whenever I open someone elses code, I do a project wide search for "FUCK".

Found many of these:

die("FUCK")
// fuck this
// #todo FUCK

Works on github as well. 😂🤣

Me to designer: "I did the research and this just isn't possible to implement, I'm sorry"

What I actually mean: "There's a couple of ways I could implement that feature, but all of them require me to do sketchy things that destroy my integrity as a programmer."

I improve my patience by writing code.

Training till last breath...

The most helpful error message of all time:

Unhandled exception in line 0: Script error.

Literally translates to: “Something went wrong but I’m not gonna tell you what.”

Git spoons , forks and knife and plate also available 😂😂😂😂🙌

My lil girl has a habit of bringing me her rubber ducks whenever she sees me sitting down and just chilling. But this far she has (funny enough) done it twice whilst I am coding.

This time she got me super duck!!!

:) i love my lil girl

Dear everyone who's not a front end dev.

Clear your fucking browser cache.

That is all.