Does anyone here code on a machine with 64GB of RAM? I'm tired if running out of RAM but 64 is probably overkill.

Windows 10!! WHAT THE FUCKING WHAT do you think you're doing?? Why am I getting a message saying admin has blocked my access to Services when I AM THE FUCKING ADMIN! And I sure as hell didn't block me!!!!!!!!

Did this on my first programming exam.

int index = 0
int value = 0
try {
while true {
value += array[index]
index++
}
} catch NullPointerException {
System.out.print("Sum: " + value)
}

The task was to add together all numbers in an array.

I somehow aced the exam, but got called in to teachers office this is not the way to use exceptions.

Saw this in some legacy code today at work:

Long sid = object.getSid();

Long returnValue = (Long) sid.longValue();

Never can be too careful I guess...
/s

Die Hard fan of Google Chrome

A computer is Jon Snow . "It knows Nothing". Still does everything.

The software development process consists of two activities: debugging and rebugging.

A client who I freelance for just asked if they could invest in one of my side projects.

This is the best day of my programming career 😊

Reposted from Facebook, not my joke but thought his belonged here :P

When someone changes the API at 5pm without notice and you get a call at midnight that no one can login.

Maybe I need this keyboard

Breaking devRant news: we are extremely excited to announce the featured guest for the first episode of our podcast. He co-authored possibly the most famous software development book of all-time - "The Pragmatic Programmer" and is well-known for many other titles including "Practices of an Agile Developer." For the devRant community, one of his coolest/fun claims-to-fame might be that he is the inventor of rubber duck debugging, a frequent topic of discusson here on devRant. Beyond this, he is also one of the founders of the agile development movement. Our first featured guest is Andy Hunt (http://www.toolshed.com/about.html)!

As you can probably imagine, we're very excited to have Andy on the first episode of the devRant podcast and there's so many things we want to ask him. We want to give the devRant community a chance to submit questions too because we know devRanters will come up with fun questions. So feel free to just submit any questions you'd like us to ask on your behalf as comments on this rant, and we'll pick the best ones. Thanks!

When devrant is your top battery consumer.

Piece of shit usb wifi adapter that I can't get to work with Ubuntu. Fuck you.

A little while ago, my hackathon group started using Go more than Node....

I had to ask...

Where did all the Node hype Go?

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

Every goddamn time, when am in a hurry, this (shit) happened.

yeah guys... I'm going to need about 12 more monitors

It's fine. Everything is fine.

@dfox maybe add a donate button? at this point i would deffinatly support this thing. i think you deserve it plus it will help you make this even a better place without been stressed out from monitization, which somtimes can ruin the whole thingy...

put it in the side menu or something

Did anyone else just now read these two rants by @pixeltherapy and @d3vv as one and try to read the error message as a limerick?

Pfffff

Ok, so now I want 0 or exact multiples of 100 ++ from now on. Not more, not less.

That feeling when you are reading open-source code and actually understand it

Why do you use Linux?

When my comment on someone's rant gets enough +1's for some sweet stickers, but none of my rants had enough 🤔😥

How to write ethnically correct code!

it's really java so bad? it's JEE getting deprecated? i am just learning java and i'm afraid of learn something that's turning obsolete😢

I haz degree

*Writes Voting platform*
*Uses ips to stop duplicate voting*
*Notices how lots of the IPS are similar*
*investigates*
*Traces IP*
London? Cloudflare?
Oh shit. Cloudflare HTTP proxy...

fail.