That's my secret...

Mate got fired for expressing his opinion. Quit the next day :).

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

One of the best installers I've seen.

So I was looking at the linux environment at my new job. Found 2 VM's in the local network, only one of them is documented. Noone knows about the other one or what it does, let alone usernames and passwords.

Spent over an hour trying to break in, only to find out that a couple of bored devs, that have long since left the company, set up a game server on there and noone noticed it for the past 3 years..

Spent the whole day trying too get react-native working on windows. It felt like i was teaching a dinosaur to fly a drone. SMH 4 windows!!! :(

It worked!

This is what it feels like when updating Xamarin for Visual Studio...

When the roast is greater than the rant 😂

coders gender ratio

Best way for me to get unstuck is the good old pen and paper. It helps organize my train of thought(s). It's amazingly effective lol

New iOS10 has a nudge to sleep option which will be great for me when I'm strung out at 3am trying to debug

he's my best friend.

One of my teammates was pulled to help on another small project... He started to get overwhelmed with being on two projects at once, so I volunteered to help with this project as well. Expecting to just help with his load, he is being transitioned off this project and I'm taking his load...

Lesson: Do not help others.

never ending story ..

LOL..Shit!

I didn't believe him but this guy was goddamn right.

o.p.c.