sudo apt-get father

Looking for a job as a deveoper be like:

Job title: car driver

Job requirements: professional skills in driving normal- and heavy-freight cars, buses and trucks, trolley buses, trams, subways, tractors, shovel diggers, contemporary light and heavy tanks currently in use by NATO countries.

Skills in rally and extreme driving are obligatory!
Formula-1 driving experience is a plus.

Knowledge and experience in repairing of piston and rotor/Wankel engines, automatic and manual transmissions, ignition systems, board computer, ABS, ABD, GPS and car-audio systems by world-known manufacturers - obligatory!

Experience with car-painting and tinsmith tasks is a plus.

The applicants must have certificates by BMW, General Motors and Bosch, but not older than two years.

Compensation: $15-$20/hour, depends on the interview result.

Education requirements: Bachelor's Degree of Engineering.

It might work

When someone found out that a function you wrote doesn't work.

solve this?

sad and disgusted version of the devrant emoji.

Really dumb premission

What a developer does on friday evening, when he sees that his manager is in a meeting.

Who killed MySQL?? Your guesses... Was it Ruby, a fan of postgres? 😂

how about starting an open-source project where the contributors are the devRant community.

any ideas?

Windows 😛😛

Programming python requires to have a snake as a pet.

me when "fixing" a junior devs work.

This is way too true.