So this backend developer boasted.
"All the controls are in my hands.. you frontend developers are just the puppets of our API's".

Next day i did this:

If (email === '****') {
profilePicture = 'dick.jpg';
}

It’s code like this that gives me severe migraines 🤯

Please remember that comments in html do not start with //. This comes from the website of one of the most important gas and electricity distributor in Italy btw...

So I made this simple lamp that shows what is current build status on Jenkins CI.

Main features:

- Change color depending on Jenkins build status
- Automaticaly turn on/off if user is logged on Hipchat
- Beam effect if somebody makes coffee
- Unicorn effect if food is delivered
- Big red arcade button that can send random message to somebody on Hipchat

https://youtube.com/watch/...

https://github.com/macbury/lam.py

Seems totally legit... :')

Yes I know that there is a promise lib for swift, fuck off

💻 L > W 💻

The truth has been spoken 😂

Cred to the artist

Could not resist sharing.
Src: http://commitstrip.com/en/2013/...

Hope it's not a repost! Credits goes to my friend!

What Could Possibly Go Wrong? 😂😂