gives root permissions to the real world.

Say no to java xD

Bringing back the Java in JavaScript!

Working in Java be like.

When you first start learing development patterns on Java

Choosing Java because it works on all platforms, is THE worst reason

Passive aggressive taunts from office folks for not working on a holiday

Cpanel and plesk is just two newly invented words that means the following:
Anger
Insecurity
Hate
Stupidity
Virtual AIDS
"I am pretending to be a sysadmin"

When I was a kid, I thought softonic was the best website to download crack softwares

Ohh poor me 😐😐

Gotta love the permanent temporary solutions.

After one year of learning to code I am still not sure if I am an adequate programmer or a really effective Google user...

I look at the buttons on my keyboard and say to myself, everything is under "CTRL".

Forget about everything I could say these last 2 days: I'm having as much fun with Docker than when I first discovered Ruby on Rails 3 years ago 😍
I still don't understand everything with docker-compose & shit but so much things are way more clear when you try them out!

Non dev friend: Do you know “hatamal”?

Me: wtf is hatamal?

Non dev friend: hatamal. Spelled as HTML.

Me: T.T

Try => fail
Try => fail
Try => fail
Try => fail
Try => little success
Try => fail
Try => fail
Try => I think I've got it
Try => almost there
Try => fail
Try => fail
Try => oh, is that the problem?
Try => fail
.
.
.
=> SUCCESS

My visual studio birthday cake 😂

Nuff said

My cover letter

Or that...