Gets you ever damn time

Well, that was quick 😅

Those LAN port splitter are getting out hand

The world is about to end

Encrypting passwords with AES and storing the decryption key alongside te passwords file.

Storing passwords in plain text.

To be fair, it was a feature requested by the client, but still...

At least encrypt it man.

not wearing a black hoody, gloves, 3 holed ski mask while programmming.

Reject a Coffee...

This is real.

String query = "select password from users where username = " + username;

Google => googled

Duck duck go => duck duck went?

🤔

A hacker deleted the despacito video from youtube.

Those are not the hackers we deserve, but the hackers we need.

If you don't pay for a product, you ARE the product.

macOS treats chess like it's the System32 file in windows

Finally moved. My Internet speed went from 500kbs in general to 50mbs!

I can finally download por.... ISO's without having to wait for hours!

It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

To the person who architected a system where business logic is encoded to XML within CDATA sections within other XML data inside a 10000 line file that also describes the presentation of this same data:

I hope you meet a violent death. Your suffering should be equal to what developers who had to deal with your perverted shit experienced.

Motherfucker.

"I'm new to {{someFramework}}, can you tell me how everything works?"

Take my money !

But how many BYTES can it handle?

Best experience: Learned about templates

Worst experience: Had to use templates

I started in 2015 at my current job. The first contract was for a year, very normal in the Netherlands. Also, I had only 6 months of professional experience with programming.
I already knew that I would replace an older colleague who's going to retire and I would get some of his responsibilities.

One year later (6 months ago) I had an evaluation with my boss. He told me he was proud I learned everything so quick and offered me a permanent position and wanted me to take over one of the major products we sell. Even more, he wanted me to decide how to change the framework since it's over 20years old. (Multiple languages combined)

I am currently working on a new design and UX as well, which I presented last year. The love it.

I've never felt so appreciated and valued before.

the actual code is way more than that . Is there anyone who adds the code but doesn't remove the code that isn't necessary

I definitely need this!!!

Whoever is responsible for the responsible for the refund process on airbnb can eat a bunch of dicks, watch me spill all of the fluids over his keyboard and then watch me break every single one of his/her fingers.
How the fuck do you dare to keep all of my money in some kind of internal wallet while I clearly need it to get a hotel after your starrated host left me hanging, autoaccepting but then telling me via phone that he using vacation till Friday... Half a goddamned fucking hour after I tried to call him. I want to report the shit out of this asshole, but no I can't because I cancelled my stay.
For the love of God and his creation is it this hard to punish assholes for ruining my new year and making me freeze my hand and ears of?

year++;

My wife just guessed the wifi password at a cafe.

Can you fall in love twice?

Interviewer: "Show me a cool side-project you have been working on!"

Me: "No! I do not have a cool side-project to show you! I work to pay the bills, and do other things in my spare time! Like go fishing, or play video games. Why the fuck are you assuming that I spend my weekends coding for fun!? Do you call random people asking them questions every Saturday and Sunday just for the LOLs of it?"

Happy 1483225200

Best new years present ever!
Thanks @dfox
Happy new year! =)

That awkward moment when you tell your gf you want a rubber duck for your birthday present but you mistyped it.

Gf: "Sweetie, what gift do you want for your birthday?"
Me: "a rubber dick would be fantastic! it'll help me debug things"
Gf: "Ok... if you say so..."