Spotted in Toronto Pearson Airport.
I'm not sure this screen is advertising what it's developers intended.

My new webcam works with both pc AND notebook!

Hmm... Can someone help me find the "please wait" key?

Me and ma kid

Fingerprint sensor is insecure

-gf can open your phone when you are asleep
-same with chloroform, unconscious, then use fingers
-can cut your fingers if it leads to that.

Fine I agree....but how secure is the face ID ??

-all of the same points can be applied to it.

This is in my intro to IT class textbook. 😂😂😂

Prof: What country's next to the USA?

Me: USB

Idk man. I can't be the only one that thinks the new iPhone looks stupid, can I? It's too glassy and glossy. It looks like a makeup case or something my sister would use to hold mascara.

And WTH is with the border-radius on that bottom menu bar? Like, either choose to make it a background strip like a normal nav menu or leave it out, but don't just give me more of that weird recta-bubble shit.

500 kbps hotel wifi my ass. I hijacked the smart TV's Ethernet connection and voila: 100mbps

I just saved the world?

mom: call your friends

me: okay hold on

myFriends();

Best example :-D

Why is it that every time I tell someone I code they instantly think I can hack into things like their phones. Then after that they never trust me with any electronic device.

Me: Hey can I use the toaster?

Them: No! Your just going to hack it.

A convo with my !dev colleague.

Her: Can i use your PC for a while?
Me: Yeah sure.
Her: Why is this so wierd? Why i can't refresh?
Me: It's Ubuntu.
Her: Man, this sucks, you should use windows 10, it's the latest!
End of Convo.

After that day, i heard her talking to my other colleague.

Her: "Go ask him. The one with the weird PC."
--------------------

SHOULD I KILL HER?

Vim mode mechanical keyboard FTW

One thing I can't stand: users interrupting my work. I guess there's a solution ;)

How freelancing negotiations work...

Welcome to the team...

Why human language is inferior to code

Typical code comment

The man behind the legend!

When you set details to Ultra High but keep shadows on Ultra Low.

When the API is not documented.

When you take User Experience to the next level. Just what I was thinking

Credits : Riot App

After finishing up a resume on Photoshop:

"Please submit a Word or PDF file not more than 2MB."

I beg your pardon Microsoft, what did you just call me?

My cat loosed resolution, what should I do? :/

Girl: What's your idea of the perfect date?

Me: dd/mm/yyyy, others formats are confusing

Me: Wait where are you going

Dat ass

My friend said an intern designed this UI for an internal site.

No. Just... no