I created an advanced script to setup some environment variables correct. Since some things could potentially go wrong i put a few exit 1 in the script... it worked for a while until I realised my misstake
Outsmarted myself again.

I got home from my day job today to work on a side client's project that is due tonight.

Realized I'd left my laptop with all my setup for the project at the office.

Girlfriend got me a fidget cube for Christmas. I have yet to put it down. This is gonna come in handy for some long nights in the future

Real programmers use binary.

!rant

System.out.println(age);
if (birthday.isToday())
age++;
System.out.println(age);

Output:
17
18

No dog command.

General advice: If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

When doge is love and doge is life.
Yes, this is my laptop:

Front and back

At least they recognize what they're doing...

A while ago at the electronics store...
That touchscreen should give customers the opportunity to review their products, but instead you were able to mess with their network and system 😁
Of course i did not harm them.

Btw. it says Linux in the lower left corner :o

Just 2++ away from 200++ 😊

!!rant
Need 10 points to create my avatar

The easiest way to listen to music on iPhone 7 while charging from MacBook Pro 2016 (9gag)

Internetgold

That's tough bruh!

The SDK Manager knows what Android N stands for

Million kilometers away, perfect aim...

Found a use for that new Touch Bar!

Like a programer:)

Windows user memories

Guys what do you think about my fancy IntelliJ, especially the background😏

when u r supper fast

Spent ages (at least 10 minutes) trying to get svg to load using <img /> tag. Checked for browser support, checked for format of svg and how it was imported. All seemed fine.

Finally realised I had spelt src as scr...

Bucky Roberts from Thenewboston @youtube! This guy has taught me more than my professors in uni!

Fact for today: Ego of a programmer is proportional to hers/his lack of knowledge.

When you deliver that feature after the deadline and the client doesn't care anymore.

Me: Computers are really complex with all of their abstractions ~i say after looking at attached comic~
Him: Computers are nothing more than rube goldberg machines.

That's where the bugs are