They call me the PHP Duckeh!!

Ok ok, PHP is the best!! Ok?

every dev needs this

BMW car using php..

Me: PHP, please load the images.
PHP: No.
Me: Come on PHP, the deadline is tonight.
PHP: Haha nope.
Me: What if I swap the libraries?
PHP: Still no.
Me: What if I add a symlink?
PHP: No. And also I hate you.
Me: *gives up and sends an email to the client saying we have to delay the release*
PHP: lololol jk here's the images haha
Me: :/

Inside Linux

Does this company update my servers?

Best prank I did to a office must be that one I did when I was 7 years old:

> Sat at a schoolcomputer and explored stuff
> Found alot of network printers
> Found one called "city hall front desk"
> Created a word-document with the biggest font possible
> Wrote "Dick"
> 2000 pages of the word "dick"
> Print 2000 copies

> Did the same to a kindergarten and a "rival school"
> Never got caught because I used my teachers novell account ( the password was his name)

I miss novell

Only Linux user will understand

"Windows is shit because it is non-free"
Says the Apple user

when its linux birthday

Rare old picture of a Linux Sysadmin enjoying a mug of tea after a hard day at work

Linux distributions.

Linux ❤️

I am the guy who has just downloaded Google, ask me anything 😂

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