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Client: This new feature is not working on Internet Explorer.
Me: Do you have enough oxygen in the cave you are living in?7 -
Some people say that they've built something with blood, sweat and tears. They've clearly never built anything serious. If they did, they'd know that it costs that, an unholy amount of alcoholic beverages to account for the crippling depression caused by the inevitable failures, and a shitton of cursing. FUCK!!7
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He told me to "calm down".
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I said to him: "If it weren't you, I'd have hit you." (slowly, with the most serious voice...)
I hate this fucking sentence so damn much...!
"Just calm down..." - "BAM HEADSHOT! GO DIE!"... 🤔5 -
Relatives: What does he do as a job?
Mom: He's an informatician, he tinkers with computers
Me: No, I'm a programmer.
Relatives: Is it computer related?
Me: Yes, but..
Relative: Sounds like an informatician to me.
I'm so tempted to say that I butcher animals, but I'm afraid they'll think I'm a veterinarian.11 -
I think devRant should introduce a cactus to give besides the ducks, as I've seen a lot of people here wanting to shove cactuses on others where the sun doesn't shine. 😂7
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Docker: "Build, Manage and Secure Your Apps Anywhere. Your Way."
Also Docker: "To run Linux in Windows, sacrifice 3 virgins."14 -
This snippet was found in Thanos’ bash history:
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ps Sh | sort -R | awk 'NR % 2 {print $1}' | xargs sudo kill -9
```joke/meme shell script thanosdidnothingwrong avengers joke marvel scripting snaps that hurt in prod thanos bash -
This guy sitting next to me is coughing like he's dying.. If he gets me sick that may become a reality.3