Living the future

Felt sorry for this old guy, so I have decieded to actualize him. Fresh paint inside and outside plus the new board arrived as well. :)

Due to coronovirus, my work asked everyone to login for 30mins (in a 2hr window) to test test max load/capacity...

1. how do you test max load if people can login at different times...

2. Isn't there software that can test that.... Isn't this load testing?

Here i am, sitting, refactoring, and asking myself why? WHY?

the truth about python...

Seems legit.

😂😂😂 this's a gem

"Tabs or spaces?"
"Hot dogs."
- Kuwaddo

The BUTT analogy
HTML - plain simple butt
CSS - sprinkle some hairs on it
JS - farting butt

Jjust got a notification from google drive that I'm out of space. Which is weird because I only have some documentation on there.

So I go looking around and find a folder of "Earth Porn". Apparently I had forgotten to stop a script I made about a year ago that saves all the /r/earthporn top posts.

Atleast I got screensavers for a life time though.

How to check if a number is negative.

Invent AI devrant and AI porn... AI will be too distracted to code

Well...

When developing outside of a Starbucks and a bird decides to shit right on the keyboard of your laptop 😑

alias gcc='echo "gcc: fatal error: Input file not found: "

Now have fun watching your victim struggle.

I just had a nightmare.

I never became a developer. Instead I had a normal 9-5, didn't do work at home, slept well and spent my free time on social activities.

It was horrible.

<table> ftw

Oh no weekend come back, please come back

Alrighty, then...

Google: "Please prove you're a human."
Me: "Hello Google, I'm human!"
Google: "Prove you're a human..."
Me: *Stabbing my finger and dripping blood on the computer*
Google "Prove you're a human!!"
Me: *Crying, laughing, expressing feelings*
Google: "Prove you're a human I said!!!"
Me: "4527"
Google:" Thank you."

If you haven't tried coding on a vertical monitor yet, you really should.

Fixing bugs like:

When my supervisor instructs me to install PuTTY for Linux to ssh into the company server...

Gonna start my internship in web development, which im not very good at. Wish me luck :-)

This damt "light theme" is the most ugliest thing anyone ever developed...
and my best friend loves it!
Now he was my best friend

Why did the developer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays

All JavaScript developers will understand :|

Q: "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"

A: Inheritance

Developer logic:
It's easier to stay up 'til 6am coding, than to go to sleep now and wake up at 6am...

I never knew how much I needed something like devRant until I got it. This has filled a massive void in my life.