Soon ™

Writing customer passwords fulltext into the prod database because "it's easier to associate them with the user"

4am

"I need to brush my teeth before going to sleep 😵"
*goes to bathroom*
*washes hands*
*goes to bed*

1minute of heavy processing later

"FUCK"

My Kerbal seems very pleased with the new station I made :D

Found this aesthetic gem in an ionic project which I have to enhance now 👌🏻

Well done Google!

!rant

I met my old school friends today. One of them was apparently showing off his programming skills too much(let's call him X). So much that he(friend X) was comparing Linus Torvalds with himself. And he was telling us that Linux is best because there are so many DEs and customisations and blah blah.

So one of my other friend Y(who's not into computers much) asked him to install Ubuntu on his laptop while we were sitting in cafe.(Y wants to play with command line mainly this semester according to him) So he started complaining that he does not have ISO with him and trying to avoid it.

I said I have kubuntu iso he can flash it right away. Then he(X) said "Kubuntu is too complex for him(Y)".(me in mind : " yeah, just because its a. DE, it becomes complex") So I searched in my phone (faked the search, basically renamed kubuntu iso to Ubuntu iso lol) and gave him " Ubuntu " iso

And this "pro developer" installed that on his laptop and after installation was completed he said that "OMG DUUUDE UNITY IS DEAD, EVEN UBUNTU SWITCHED TO KDE AS DEFAULT DESKTOP ENVIRONMENT, ITS COOL".

FFS

brother in law spills Sprite allover his laptop and it dies, guess who he calls.

That feeling when the feature you've been working on everyday for the past 2 months is pushed into production.

My baby's all grown up now 😭

Vodka!

why am i so much better than everyone else???

Nicotine and caffeine. Oh and endless loop of relaxing jazz music from youtube

*dev wants to find FFmpeg docs
*dev starts typing "FF"
*SwiftKey reveals dev's true personality

Who else loves that beautiful moment when you wake up fully alert and you can tangibly see the solution to the problem in your project that you went to sleep (too damn late) on, floating right there in the front of your mind?

Some of you might have seen it already, those who didn't just have to.
One of the best rants I've read lately.

"Our security auditor is an idiot. How do I give him the information he wants?"
https://serverfault.com/questions/...

Learning Vue.js was pretty amazing. I just started using it and got it. I think, with any tool, you know straight away if it's something you will work with rather than against.

My boss (non IT background) : Our contract with X company says the website must be web 2.0 compliant.

Me : What year is it!!