Apple had great idea... World just wasn't prepared for wireless... 🤔

At this point it's pretty much a matter of time before the English language runs out of words and JS framework developers resort to random strings for naming them.

A moment of silence for all the USB flash drives that we purchased and have no idea where they are or who did we borrow them to.

True...

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!

Cafted by the top engineers. Made from Swiss. Sophisticated, colorful.

Breadboard...

The art of breadboard.

It is a... working.... timepiece.

Thanks buddy!

My screens have a different height, but luckily I solved the problem with c++

What could possibly go wrong?

The OSs in the film Her.

Haven't slept in the last 72 hours, eaten in 24 and shaved or showered in 48+ .. but it is such a delight to move the project to production an hour before the deadline and two hours later to receive an angry phone call from the client because there is 'horrible bug' in the web system - the logo of his company wasn't showing, only the name ... the moron never sent us a logo to begin with, only a MS word document with the company's information and a compressed 200x80 logo in the bottom ...