This is getting really confusing now. How many people are left on here who aren't robots?

I'm as baked as a cake

There's deep solace for me in knowing devrant, and particularly its icker users (👀), will be dead in the ground in 60-70 years 🪦⚰️🥀

All this will be gone and deleted like a footprint on a beach.

Say what you wanna say people - unless you're not a kind person

We All Are the Same, Right?

A software engineer is just a lawyer that doesn't remember anything.

Why did the developer go broke?

Because he used up all his cache!

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this made me LOL so hard I literally fucking shit myself. #cleanuptime

I'm at 10K subs now 😄
Who wants to party?

Instagram seems to have a lot of trolls in the comments at the moment...

When everything is going right in a Discord music channel...

Six months ago my girlfriend broke up with me...
BUT since then I've...
•Found the wonderful world of devRant
•Gotten back into electronics
•Taught myself PCB design
•Gotten back into programming
•Made a discord bot
•Started teaching myself calculus
•Began building an ai for said discord bot
•Designed a wireless mesh networking NIC for the TI84+CE

Sure I feel like shit most of the time but before I did anyway but I've been super productive and it feels kind of nice

this platform needs anti spam, tired of creeps promoting suspicious coin rants here

I'm a programmer, but not a magician.

Cat of the day

https://aprogrammerlife.com/top-rat...

Fear.

Fear rules the world.

Why coercion? Because control. Why control? Because it gives better chances of survival. Why survival? Because fear of death is hardwired into us.

Why greed? Because money. Why money? Because wen day is dark, you need money to pay your way out. If you lose your job, you’ll still have money. It’s fear yet again.

Computers are allowed to work remotely from their server rooms in the cloud but people are enforced to go to office.

Computers are superior to humans

How to meditate, Kiki way:

1. Lay completely motionless
2. For every thought your brain generates, ask “Where did it come from?”

It’s difficult first time, but then you get used to it.

For me, anxiety manifests as itchiness and pressure in the heart area. But when I think in this specific way, anxiety shuts up, and my heart feels… actively good? Not a heart orgasm or something, just the feeling you get when you take off your bra after a long day, but condensed in one area.

Thinking this way is like reading a history book. History doesn’t tolerate what-ifs, and thus, the opinion of your anxious part — a so-called internal critic — becomes irrelevant. At least, I think it’s how it works, I’m not a therapist or something.

Everything I analyze traces back to my mother. I mean EVERYTHING. What a manipulative bitch indeed. You probably missed that, here it is: https://devrant.com/rants/9940652/...

Meditation became a bad word recently. It’s something you hear from self-help gurus and other scum alike. Despite that, here is the simple way to meditate that works. Use it!

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful

HHHHaaha~
You should know what concepts are and how to code firstly.

Was looking for an excuse to use this meme:

What do you call a suspicious looking laptop? Asus

Do you read books??

If so, suggest a book that you liked so much

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊

Linux will be Linux.

There´s only one bad thing about switching to Linux:
You should´ve been using it from the beginning

Linux : Born to Be Root
Windows : Born to Re Boot

I think Linux is indeed Userfriendly, there are just Users which aren't Computerfriendly.

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I had to share it

If buying doesn't mean owning, then pirating doesn't mean stealing.