GUYS!!! SHE SAID "YES" !!!!

I'M SOOOO HAPPYYYYY!!!

All my dreams are becoming real! I was so nervous to ask, but it was worth it! I waited for the right moment, looked her in her eyes, she looked at mine.. And there I asked it: "are you willing to give it a try and install libreoffice instead of ms office?"

AND SHE SAID: "yes"!!!

Do I have the best wife or what!

Shitty meme time

LAMo everyone is doning it!!!

TLDR: Fuck you, Client A

1. Want to change the business flow during UAT and decide the deadline to be less than 4 weeks, even though that's how the business flow stated on the docs
2. He threatening us not to pay if it isn't done, even though he's not the one paying us
3. He said time isn't a problem because he can provide a table and chair that is put in front of his table

Fuck you, Client A

Boss throwing up a huge source code that I didn't see before.

Boss: Hey, this is an app from a contractor to do XYZ.

Me: Oh, okay.. so?

Boss: You will continue the code and the maintenance now. How much time do you need to implement X feature?

Me: I need to see the code first, can't say nothing now.

Boss: ok I need estimation now.

Me: *getting nervous* I need to see the fuckening code first. if you want estimation now I would say one year..

Boss: what?

Me: what?

How many people have faced this?

When the test suite completes 99% and fails on one stupid test thats not even part of what you updated.

Do I need ccna for pentest?
I know it's about network administration but I was wondering if it will help me see things the way the sysadmin does.

This is what happens when we connect to each others team viewer simultaneously.... INCEPTION

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Are software engineers going instinct??

And they will catch some kid to blame for this: http://arstechnica.com/security/...

:S

How to prevent SQL Injection?

to all those smart-asses who kept praising Windows for the new "active hours" feature as opposed to forced restart when updates are downloaded.

I work more than 14 hours a day, WILLINGLY!

Back in college, one of my professors who was teaching Introduction to UNIX class, said :
"head -n 2 file.txt" displays the first 2 lines of file.txt.

I asked : and to show the last 2 ones ?

"Don't be a fool, +n instead of -n" he answered.

RIP UNIX ...

I know that feeling. Poor you :(

Windows is probably good now...

And Real Player probably isn't buffering anymore either.

Still don't want to try either.