Havent tried it yet cause it's for my work setup, but here's to nothing...

Get your shit together Microsoft..

Trying to get some extra life out of this hard drive.

Sorry Office365 users... if you are experiencing 503's it's probably me.

Archiving my boss's inbox 50 messages at a time. So far archived over 10,000 emails only receiving a 503 that lasts about 5 minutes 5-6 times now. Still have ~30,000 more to go..

@dfox thought I saw you on the road for a second...

Capturing only the funniest milestones...

Remain time... minutes...

New ad self-service portal too hard to integrate ssl and can't have users send their passwords in plaintext.

Setup apache proxy with ssl in same vpc to encrypt traffic to and from vpc.

All good as long as nobody is in my vpc sniffing traffic...

Ugh... why did they decide to fully redo regex101 without providing a classic button..

I often create git issues seconds before pushing the fix, then closing them immediately.

Allows my coworkers to receive notifications that I am actually working...

Not sure an anti social bunch as us developers are would make too much use of it, but is there a PM feature planned for devRant?

Just set a cron on a coworkers machine to play "What does the fox say" at max volume at 8 when he's the only one here.

May need to review the security footage in the morning.

Had a MacBook try to commit suicide sometime this weekend... just glad it didn't explode in the office ...

The battery swole large enough to push the trackpad out of the frame about a centimeter cracking it in half.

Took the battery out. Still works fine even with a cracked trackpad.

Hate how every time I have an ubuntu box meet inode limits is always due to Linux Headers... Boss wanted me to add more storage to his box because he was at capacity..

apt-get autoremove

Drive went from 100% usage to 39%..

Stupid Windows and their super generic error codes for why the 1607 release cannot download.

I just want bash on my windows machine!

After an idea has rolled into the production stage I become bored with it. I no longer want to maintain or even review git issues.

However when even the hint of a new project rolls in I start "pre-developing" in anticipation and excitement of a new project. Development and base design of a project is what keeps me going.

#firstworlddeveloperproblems

Emergency change request on a Friday, guy who completes change leaves early, 29 minutes later alerts start going off. Fml.