"And that's it !" - The biggest lie, every framework tries to tell you.

!rant

Just finished the new voting system for the school representative of my school, tomorrow ~600 students (including me) will use it, feels good! :)

Btw, I'm 16

Also, I am working on another project if anyone wants to take a look and give me some design feedback, as I learned everything I know by myself (It's in German though, I'm from Austria)

Human Body in HTML & PHP

When your boss wants to try out the program but you didn't have enough time to test the code, so you are just sitting there like

!rant

Out of all the Easter eggs you put in your code, which is your favorite?

Most helpful error log ever...

Who said u cant code and netflix at the same time ?

// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments

"Tests are only for developers that can't write good codes"

-My senior, 2016

Add bugs to fix them later??

One of the best developer jokes....

Making the best of a bad situation

Am I the only one here that doesn't use the -- button ?
If I don't like a rant, I just skip it.. Don't you ?

Found a better way to stack cables!

When a traffic light has a merge conflict.

Young colleague: help me! My pc won't turn on!

Me.goto(colleague.desk)

Y. Colleague: See? I pushed the button and it didn't turn on!
Me: Have you tried push it a second time?
Y. Colleague:... No....
Me.push(start_button)
Pc turning on..

console.log('This website owner is a verified shit nugget. Avoid business.');

If you get a bad client, warn others! ;)

Most hilarious bug I found in Windows 10. 😂😂😂