Achievement unlocked:
Got my first donation! for one of my projects.

Haha, feels good :))

- Why did this rm command take 2 seconds?
- OH FUCK....

Customizing my arch linux desktop 🙂

High resolution picture:
https://imgur.com/a/aEeZR

What do you guys think?

"We'll fix that later!"

I tried really hard but couldn't come up with a bad dev advice I've ever taken. Turns out my peers are excellent!

implement it in the way that is quickest rather than best, we can always improve it later.

Advice from my father : "Don't become a developer son"

And here I am a developer without any money and life.

Oh wait.. We supposed to write a bad advice??!

Don't bother programming anything for us. We'll never use it. (I work at an IT help desk Technician at a school and this was from the IT director)

They now use 3 of my projects (one SSO authentication, another issue tracker, and the other inventory)

"Nothing good will ever come of this computer thing of yours. Stop wasting time and learn something useful."
. . .
My Mom was telling me this for years.

"Use a regex to parse that HTML file"

"Don't waste your time writing code. Browse on github looking for pieces of code, they're all well written over there."

... during a Javascript exercise lesson.

Oh yeah that.

That's a known bug.

It's been there for a long time now and the customer knows about it.

We ship it as expected behaviour now.

"Users don't need or like detailed error messages. Just use a generic phrase like `an error occurred`. Visually it looks nicer and they won't read it anyway"

- Lead UI / UX Designer, large m.n.c, 10+ years experience

"Don't worry about testing too much, push it to production asap"

“Git Pull Request is waste of time, commit directly to master!”

"Why are people using Git? It's too complicated. Dropbox can do the same kind of things."

- A fellow CS student at university

Me : *trying to download latest version of android studio*
Google: "Your client does not have permission to get URL /studio/index.html from this server. That’s all we know."
Me: FUCK YOU GOOGLE
Me: *googles: دانلود اندروید استودیو* (which means download android studio)
*and downloads it from a random website*

It happens every goddamn time, why the fuck i can't download this shit !? Because these countries are fighting each other all the time! What did i do wrong in my life? I just want to download your fucking app to write another shitty app to continue my fucking life. I don't know shit about this wars happening, I'm just a dev like others all over the world.
Downloading an app, is that too much to ask? Well fuck you then.

Today is my birthday. I was happy until i posted a simple this.age++ because i saw a lot of people do this here. Some people started to post trolling stupid comments about which language should i use or what else should i rant about.

I removed that but i have to say YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE WHAT TO RANT ABOUT AND YOU CAN KEEP YOUR STUPID OPINIONS ABOUT THE LANGUAGES I'M USING WITH YOURSELF AND SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH UP.

- Is it a bug or a feature ?
- Yes !

‎3,000,000,000 == -1,294,967,296

Question... How do you become rich in object oriented programming?
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...
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Inheritance.

Turns out Spotify desktop shows a lightsaber as the seek bar when you play this

When I Made Passworts visible in Chrome and the teacher sent me home...
...It was Friday!
Ps:
She sent me home because she was really fu**ing scared of what I did and even called my Parents

Psychedelic trance, Sennheiser headphones

Looking to get into ethereum... is it too late?

I prefer to work while everyone is asleep, drink black coffee, low-fi music, and find a way to appreciate what I'm working on.

What does my dishwasher tablet remind you of?

Just reviewed collegues code: 80 lines of if statements that are so long that I have to scroll sideways on my 27" screen. Just wrote the exact same thing in 5 minutes and 10 lines! If you don't know how to use loops in your code please learn something different and stop pissing off skilled devs 😡

😍 thank you qbasic16 for the love and all the coffee

Going through the previous guy's code. Dude got his comments on point.